Lizard Shorts
Description: A quirky, vintage-inspired artwork featuring a massive green cartoon lizard lounging casually while holding a red-and-white-striped beverage. The lizard’s yellow claws and sly grin add playful menace, as its long tail wraps around the text “Big Lizard in My Backyard” in bold red letters. The background features a muted yellow sky and a simple suburban fence, contrasting the absurdity of the giant reptile. This punk rock–themed design reflects The Dead Milkmen’s satirical and humorous style, perfectly capturing the offbeat energy of their 1985 debut album.
Description: This cute, funny, and awesome t-shirt is perfect for those who love internet memes, aliens, creepy things, and politics. Featuring lizard people sited over the Illuminati pyramid and surrounded by grey aliens from the shadow government. With the quote "Tell me your favorite conspiracy theory".
Description: The Lizards faced off against the Albuquerque Dons at Municipal Park on July 23, 1932. Although the final score was 9-6, the game did go 13 innings with “excellent defensive play by the Tucsonans.” “Fine fielding by Joe Silva and Vincent DeMaggio” made them standouts in the losing Lizard cause. The Lizards and Dons were members of the Arizona-Texas League. But trouble was looming at the league’s door. A short item, following the game story, said the Dons were in financial trouble. Team members had not been paid since June 1st.
Description: My lizard ate my homework! This funny pet lizard giftt features a cute lizard that has eaten all your homework! A funny pet lizard t-shirt for kids, men and women. Your teacher will have to accept this excuse. This funny animal gift is for anyone who loves lizards, has a pet lizard, crazy about lizards or thinks lizards are awesome.
