Macrodata Shorts

Description: You will not use any lesser words to manage up.

Description: MDR Group Photo (Mark, Helly, Dylan, Irving) - Severance Fanart Designed by Andrew.C

Description: LUMON recycles and so should you!

Description: The work is mysterious and important (vertical line design) Printed on the Back of Shirts. Also available in Stickers, Hats, Posters, mugs and more. Famous Severance TV show quote.

Description: Lumon Industries is a fictional biotechnology company in the thriller series Severance. The company is located within the city of Kier, and employs nearly half the city. The current CEO is Jame Eagan. Founded in 1865 by Kier Eagan, and subsequently run by generations of Eagans since, Lumon has grown from a business specializing in topical salves to a huge producer of drugs, biotech, medical equipment, cosmetics, personal care products, and more. In the present day, Lumon has been active for around 220 years (882 quarters), and operates in 206 countries around the world.

Description: Defiant Jazz

Description: Look like the "Refiner of the Quarter" in this sleek apparel from Lumon Industries. In the words of Kier: "Tame thy tempers, keep a merry humor ever in your heart & rock a stylish tee!"

Description: If you have watched Severance, you know.

Description: Outie.

Description: Defiant Jazz.

Description: Get severed at Lumon!

Description: Lumon Macrodata Refinement Dept. SML

Description: The Office meets Severance in the ultimate corporate mash-up. Mark S. clocks in, but Jim Halpert’s pranks don’t follow. Michael Scott thinks he’s in charge, but Lumon sets the rules. Work-life balance? Not a chance. Just smile, nod, and don’t question what you do here.

Description: Severance Retro.

Description: Marvel at Petey's Lumon Map drawing from Severance TV Get a closer look at a recreation of Petey's Lumon Map from Severance. Designed by Andrew.C

Description: coveted as fck. praise kier

Description: C&M have feelings too

Description: cold harbour

Description: Dive into the enigmatic world of Severance with this minimalist yet thought-provoking design. Featuring the iconic "UNKNOWN UNKNOWN DELAWARE UNKNOWN UNKNOWN" text, this design is a must-have for fans who appreciate the show's mysterious undertones.

Description: Defiant Jazz.

Description: A minimal typography design of the quote the work is mysterious and important. For the tv fans of Severance. White text looks great on classic black and other strong colors.

Description: woes hollow

Description: When Jame insults Helena

Description: A minimal typography design of the Harmony Cobel quote well flip my toboggan. For the tv fans of Severance. White text looks great on classic black and other strong colors.

Description: Adam Scott

Description: Innies for life.

Description: Lumon Macrodata Refinement

Description: Channel the eerie, enigmatic energy of Lumon Industries with this sleek Severance-inspired shirt. Featuring the iconic Lumon logo, this design is a must-have for fans of Apple TV+'s critically acclaimed psychological thriller. Perfect for those who love dystopian office aesthetics, corporate intrigue, or just want to low-key signal their appreciation for Kier Eagan’s unsettling philosophy. Whether you’re team Macrodata Refinement or just obsessed with the show’s chilling commentary on work-life balance, this tee is a conversation starter.

Description: The best part about being severed is the blame game.

Description: Welcome to The Severed Floor

Description: The Music Dance Experience Is Officially Cancelled.

Description: Enjoy all of the designs equally

Description: I will not apologize for the word

Description: What exactly does Lumon recycle? This design features a stylized ink line globe in Lumon's signature blue, adorned with the puzzling phrase "Lumon Recycles!" Does it hint at the company's true purpose, or is it a meaningless slogan? The answer, like Lumon itself, remains shrouded in secrecy. Are you an innie ready to crack the Lumon code?

Description: Join the Lumon Waffle Club... if you dare. (Severance required.) This design is a fun and direct reference to the iconic, and potentially mind-altering, waffle parties from 'Severance.' Perfect for fans who want to proudly display their love for the show's quirky and unsettling side. Are you an innie or an outie? This design lets everyone know you've made your choice (or maybe Lumon made it for you).

Description: When the world of paperwork meets absolute control. A minimalist design inspired by an iconic office culture and a mysterious corporation where work is work. Perfect for fans of comedy and dystopian series.