Missing Shorts
Description: Some assembly required. Apparently, nobody read the instructions! This hilarious scarecrow design features a cheerful, partially assembled scarecrow wearing a shirt that reads **“SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED.”** With one arm and one leg missing, its detached limbs scattered on the ground, a sunflower-decorated straw hat, and colorful patchwork clothing, this charming illustration puts a funny twist on traditional fall harvest decorations. Perfect for scarecrow lovers, farmers, DIY enthusiasts, autumn fans, and anyone who appreciates clever, lighthearted humor. A fun gift for birthdays, Halloween, Thanksgiving, fall festivals, and lovers of country life. **SignShirtz – Liberate Your Thoughts.**
Some Assembly Required – Funny Scarecrow Humor, Missing Arm and Leg, Fall Harvest & Farm Life Gift Shorts
by SignShirtz
$21 $27
Description: Still got the balloon. Lost a leg. A bewildered skeleton scratches its head while holding a red balloon, with its detached leg lying below. “Well, shit…” completes this sarcastic design for dark humor fans and Halloween.
Well Shit – Funny Skeleton Missing Leg with Red Balloon Shorts
by WearVanta
$21 $27
Sarcastic Funny Saying Some People Aren Just Missing Shorts
by Seamless Gems
$21 $27
A Billionaire's Fortune Is Someone Else's Missing Future Shorts
by Im for u
$21 $27
Description: Introvert Humor Social Energy Currently Missing Text Typography brings a bold typography dry humor theme with a natural, wearable feel, for anyone who enjoys anti social and introvert quote. Made for introvert gift who want an easy dry humor piece for tees, stickers, hoodies, mugs, and everyday gear.
Introvert Humor Social Energy Currently Missing Text Typography Shorts
by Shirtsy
$21 $27
Description: Perfect for introverts running low on social battery! This colorful retro typography design features the phrase “not missing, just recharging” — a funny and relatable tee for quiet souls, homebodies, readers, and anyone who needs alone time to recharge.
Introvert Not Missing Just Recharging - Retro Rainbow Typography Shorts
by PassionWearCo
$21 $27
Description: Some heroes master the suit. This one lost the instructions. A distressed early-80s television tribute featuring an out-of-control red-suited hero rocketing through a retro starburst skyline. Faded inks, halftone wear and old-school broadcast-promo typography give it the feel of a forgotten 1981 superhero tee pulled from the back of a studio wardrobe department. Believe it or not, the manual is still missing.
Flight Instructions Missing – The Greatest American Hero 1981 Shorts
by CHICKENRICE™
$21 $27
Description: The case of the missing Christmas cookies is officially open! Meet the Missing Cookies Bureau, a funny vintage Christmas detective badge featuring a suspiciously empty cookie plate, a trail of crumbs, a glass of milk, and a determined Santa detective on the case. Inspired by 1940s film noir, retro detective comics, and distressed vintage commercial illustration, this festive design combines classic mystery aesthetics with clever holiday humor. Perfect for cookie lovers, Christmas enthusiasts, fans of vintage artwork, and anyone who takes their holiday treats a little too seriously. Looking for a funny Christmas gift, retro holiday graphic, or unique Christmas detective shirt? The Missing Cookies Bureau is ready to investigate.
Missing Cookies Bureau: Funny Christmas Detective Vintage Badge Shorts
by Teefortyone
$21 $27
Description: Perfect for introverts running low on social battery! This colorful retro typography design features the phrase “not missing, just recharging” — a funny and relatable tee for quiet souls, homebodies, readers, and anyone who needs alone time to recharge.
Introvert Not Missing Just Recharging - Retro Rainbow Typography Shorts
by PassionWearCo
$21 $27
Funny Skeleton Missing Bone Holding Umbrella Halloween Humor Shorts
by Osmatica
$21 $27
Description: Ghosted the Missing Seahorse Emoji - the ghost of the seahorse emoji that never existed. A cute kawaii pastel-goth cartoon Halloween seahorse design, perfect as a Halloween gift for ocean lovers, kawaii fans and pastel-goth Halloween fans. Grab it for trick-or-treat night, costume parties, or everyday spooky-season style.
Ghosted the Missing Seahorse Emoji - Cute Seahorse Halloween Shorts
by PawPopArt
$21 $27
Skeleton’s Missing Ribs Float Away - Great... Now what? Shorts
by VectralShirts
$21 $27
Description: A heartfelt remembrance design for anyone missing a beloved father who is no longer here. Perfect for sons, daughters, and family members honoring Dad’s memory on Father’s Day, birthdays, memorial anniversaries, or quiet moments of remembrance. A touching way to express lasting love and treasured memories.
Dale Bozzio /// Missing Persons Fan Art Retro Design Shorts
by Nandin Putri
$21 $27
I Am Jane Doe – All Of Us Are Until None Of Us Are Awareness Shorts
by zeolar ceramic
$21 $27
I Am Jane Doe – All Of Us Are Until None Of Us Are Awareness Shorts
by zeolar ceramic
$21 $27
I Am Jane Doe – All Of Us Are Until None Of Us Are Awareness Shorts
by zeolar ceramic
$21 $27
I Am Jane Doe – All Of Us Are Until None Of Us Are Awareness Shorts
by zeolar ceramic
$21 $27
I Am Jane Doe – All Of Us Are Until None Of Us Are Awareness Shorts
by zeolar ceramic
$21 $27
I Am Jane Doe – All Of Us Are Until None Of Us Are Awareness Shorts
by zeolar ceramic
$21 $27
I Am Jane Doe – All Of Us Are Until None Of Us Are Awareness Shorts
by zeolar ceramic
$21 $27
Description: My Dad Isn't Here But His Love Never Left. A heartfelt design for sons and daughters remembering their father. Perfect for memorializing a beloved dad and honoring his enduring love after loss and grief.
My Dad Isn't Here But His Love Never Left Father Remembrance Memorial Daughter Son Grief Shorts
by Dog&Cat ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
$21 $27
I Am Jane Doe – All Of Us Are Until None Of Us Are Awareness Shorts
by zeolar ceramic
$21 $27
I Am Jane Doe – All Of Us Are Until None Of Us Are Awareness Shorts
by zeolar ceramic
$21 $27
Description: A funny and relatable design for dog lovers who miss their furry best friends whenever they're apart. Perfect for dog moms, dog dads, pet owners, and anyone who would rather be home cuddling their pup. Great for birthdays, dog lover gifts, casual outings, and everyday pet humor.
I Am Away from My Dog and It's Making Me Sad Funny Dog Lover Shorts
by FluxStreet
$21 $27