Mostly Shorts

Description: Dear Santa I Been Good This Year Mostly Funny Xmas Cat

Description: Mostly Peaceful

Description: A bright, playful Earth globe paired with the famously understated “Mostly Harmless” phrase. A fun pick for science fiction readers and anyone with a dry sense of humor.

Description: The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say on the subject of towels. Here are 42 things you could use a towel for. Why 42? It just seemed right, its not like it has any cosmic significance or anything.

Description: Mostly Nice With Footnotes. Funny naughty or nice design, a perfect gift for anyone who loves naughty or nice humor.

Description: Im Mostly Peace Love

Description: Funny attitude humor for people who are mostly unbothered, except when they absolutely are not.

Description: I Mostly Do Butt Stuff At The GYM

Description: A werewolf sitting like a dog with a chewed slipper in its mouth, tail wagging, eyes flicked sideways in guilt. Clean bold cartoon illustration in saturated colours. For every dog owner who has forgiven this exact face.

Description: Mostly nocturnal. A black cat perched on a crescent moon under the stars. Original vector illustration for night owls, night-shift workers and anyone whose cat runs the 3am zoomies.

Description: Salute to all nations—especially America! A perfect tee for Sam the Eagle fans. Great for kids, teens, and adults—ideal for the 4th of July, birthdays, graduations, or any special gift.

Description: A black and white line-art style image featuring two large dumbbells crossed in the center. Above them, the text 'I MOSTLY BUTT DO' is written in an arched font. Below the dumbbells, the text 'STUFF AT THE GYM' is written in a blocky font. Small star-like shapes are scattered around the dumbbells.

Description: Garden Railroading I Do What I Want Mostly Train Art

Description: Retro 70s rainbow slinky spring toy illustration with deadpan sarcastic quote People Are Like Slinkies.

Description: Smiling is easier than trying to figure out what is going on. Someone says something unexpected, something unusual happens, and your brain needs a moment to catch up. So you smile. It is a useful little response that keeps the situation moving while you quietly work out what everyone else seems to understand already. The funniest part is trying to look completely comfortable while having absolutely no clue what just happened. You nod, smile again, and hope nobody asks a detailed question that requires an immediate answer. Maybe the explanation will become clear in a minute. Either way, the smile is doing a lot of work. It says you are following, even when the evidence suggests otherwise. Sometimes that is enough to get through the moment.

Description: Celebrate patriotic humor with this Sam the Eagle design featuring his iconic quote. Perfect for fans of classic puppets, 4th of July celebrations, and American pride.

Description: Walking in a strictly straight line on a flat surface is an impossible daily task for you. The absolute comedy of violently tripping over completely non-visible objects brings endless joy fast. You try to look incredibly cool and mysterious, but then you immediately slam your hip hard on wood. We all desperately try to play off our embarrassing trips and awkward falls by pretending we are ok. Gravity acts like a highly aggressive bully that constantly pulls you down hard toward the cold rug. Embracing your wildly clumsy nature turns every single basic walk into a total and unpredictable gag. People quickly learn to expect a magnificent spectacle of clumsiness whenever you attempt to get up. Just enjoy being clumsy here!

Description: Celebrate an expectant father with the New Dad 2026 message Were Pregnant But Mostly Her. This humorous pregnancy announcement design is made for dads to be, a first Fathers Day, baby reveals, and families welcoming a 2026 baby. It captures the playful side of becoming a father while giving credit to the mother carrying the baby.

Description: Celebrate St. Patrick's Day with a blend of heritage! This "Mostly Norwegian And A Wee Bit Irish" design features a distressed shamrock overlaid on the Norwegian and Irish flags. A great gift for anyone with mixed Norwegian and Irish roots celebrating St. Paddy's Day!

Description: A versatile choice that complements various styles, it’s perfect for making a statement throughout the year, from seasonal celebrations to everyday moments.

Description: A playful take on getting around when human determination is doing most of the heavy lifting. It captures the everyday struggle of starting a journey with confidence, only to realize that every mile comes with a little more effort, a little more exhaustion, and a growing desire to reconsider the entire plan. What seems like a simple trip can quickly become an unexpected workout, complete with tired muscles, dramatic sighs, and quiet negotiations about whether continuing is really necessary. It’s a humorous reminder that not all transportation is powered by impressive technology or endless energy. Sometimes, progress depends entirely on one increasingly exhausted person pushing forward while pretending everything is completely under control.

Description: A detailed retro boho dog design featuring the quote “I’M MOSTLY PEACE LOVE AND DOGS AND A LITTLE GO YOURSELF.” Made for free-spirited dog lovers and pet parents who enjoy vintage floral styling, canine humor, and a little attitude.

Description: The crib is built, with only a few extra screws left over. A funny bold typography design for the dad to be getting the nursery ready. A great gift for expecting fathers from their partner.

Description: I mostly communicate using obscure sci-fi movie quotes... mostly. Funny text design that makes a perfect gift for any lover of cult retro science fiction movies about aliens and space.

Description: A minimal line drawing of a Halloween horror pumpkin, ready to be carved with a spooky pumpkin face. This one is colored in mostly blue stripes.

Description: ‘Oh no, not again!’ is the only thought that went through Agrajag’s mind in his very short reincarnation as a bowl of pentunias. A tribute to Douglas Adams' classic book the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. The ideal thing for Towel Day.

Description: Dear Santa I Tried Mostly. Funny christmas list design, a perfect gift for anyone who loves christmas list humor.

Description: I mostly communicate using obscure sci-fi movie quotes... mostly. Funny text design that makes a perfect gift for any lover of cult retro science fiction movies about aliens and space.

Description: Corners? Crooked. Bow? Barely holding on. Tape? Yes, all of it. A cheerful green present for the person who wraps with more confidence than skill, and a solid white elephant pick.

Description: I mostly communicate using obscure sci-fi movie quotes... mostly. Funny text design that makes a perfect gift for any lover of cult retro science fiction movies about aliens and space.

Description: Mostly Feral design

Description: I mostly communicate using obscure sci-fi movie quotes... mostly. Funny text design that makes a perfect gift for any lover of cult retro science fiction movies about aliens and space.

Description: The Restaurant at the End of the Universe. So Long and Thanks for all the Fish, Douglas Adams, H2G2, 42, Life the Universe and Everything, Hitchiker's guide to the galaxy merch, newest t-shirts,

Description: I mostly communicate using obscure sci-fi movie quotes... mostly. Funny text design that makes a perfect gift for any lover of cult retro science fiction movies about aliens and space.

Description: Survived the Office Party Mostly Intact. Funny coworker gift design, a perfect gift for anyone who loves coworker gift humor.

Description: A cartoon eagle with a sash over its chest stands in front of a stylized American flag. The text at the top reads 'IT'S CALLED 'A SALUTE TO ALL NATIONS' and the text at the bottom reads 'BUT MOSTLY AMERICA'. The eagle has a playful yet serious expression.