Oregon Trail Shorts

Description: Get in Loser

Description: You Have Died of Dysentery Oregon Trail

Description: Oregon Trail

Description: You have died...

Description: Oregon Trail. Just take me away, like, now!

Description: Legendary game. I would play this again in a heartbeat.

Description: Legendary computer game.

Description: Why float your wagon when you can die of dysentery?

Description: A hilarious parody mashup of life in the wild west, combining the 80s video game classic with Doc's future (or past?)

Description: Legendary game. I would play this again in a heartbeat.

Description: This parody shirt is a mashup of the classic 80s video game and the 1984 classic film, The Terminator

Description: I... died.

Description: The Oregon Trail Game - You Have Died of Dysentery - Xmas Sweater

Description: You have died from listening to RFK Jr. Oregon Trail classic video game parody.

Description: Vintage Gamer

Description: Legendary computer game.

Description: This vintage weathered design features the Oregon Trail and the classic line from the game, "You Have Died of Dysentery".

Description: Legendary game. I would play this again in a heartbeat.

Description: Oregon Trail You have died of dysentry.

Description: Oregon Trail Ferry Crossing

Description: The "Oregon Trail" game. Teaching children the world is dangerous and you are going to die for three generations.

Description: get in loser we're going to die of dysentery

Description: A hilarious parody mashup design featuring the classic computer game and the bad boy of the Infinity War himself

Description: ...unless you die from dysentery

Description: You no longer have to worry about dying from dysentery outright!

Description: Funny Social Studies Teacher History Historian Social Oregon Trail We_re Going To Die Of Dysentery 80s 90s 3

Description: Show off your love for Oregon Coast Trail, OR with this vintage Bigfoot hunter design. This is great for people who love hiking, camping, and Sasquatch cryptid research in Oregon nature.

Description: Tell me it isn't true. I dare you.

Description: I survived the Oregon Trail

Description: Flag of Oregon

Description: Are you a ghost that died on the Oregon Trail in 1823 and now haunt the Earth? Let everyone know with this shirt!

Description: Why rely on hundreds of years of scientific advancement when you can just say "RFK Jr It"! China already has the population race won so let's just tank our numbers even further!

Description: Shouldn't have done that.