Patch Shorts
Description: Serving rebels for over 20 years. Perfect gift for a comedian, retro lover, vintage fan, musical soul, movie buff, TV show channel surfer, sports fanatic, anime lover, sci-fi nerd, or 80s geek. Great gift idea for Birthday, Valentine's Day, Housewarming, Just Because, Wedding, Anniversary, Thank you, Graduation, New baby, get well soon, Mother's day, or Father's day. Perfect gift for a Friend, husband, wife, partner, mom, dad, parent, baby, boyfriend, girlfriend, myself, daughter, son, child, grandchild, grandparent, sister, brother, sibling, the whole family, teacher, coworker, neighbor, or someone else.
Description: It was a dark December day. Mothers we're turning ordinary kitchen utensils into deadly barbaric weapons. Arsenals of tear gas, napalm and Aquanet filled the brightly lit department stores featuring a "limited amount" of these hyper-popular, homely dolls. Blood flowed into the cracks of the linoleum as parents became savage animals in their quest to create the perfect Christmas for their spoiled Gen X children. Thank God there was a surplus of GI Joe figures and Transformers to go around that year.
