Problem Text Shorts
Description: A square emblem with intricate brown and white circuit board-like patterns borders. Centered within are red banners containing the text "NOT MY PROBLEM" and "ANYMORE". The main text reads "RETIRED ENGINEER 2023" in large white stylized lettering. The style is retro with ornamental flourishes.
Description: A minimalist, monochrome flowchart in white on a black background. It depicts a process flow starting with 'PROBLEM' and 'COFFEE' feeding into a central box labeled 'ENGINEER'. Arrows show 'ENGINEER' leading to 'SOLUTION' and also down to 'SARCASTIC [BY-PRODUCT]'. The overall style is clean and blocky.
Description: A diagram illustrating a process with text labels. Rectangles labeled 'PROBLEM' and 'COFFEE' have arrows pointing to a central rectangle labeled 'ENGINEER'. An arrow extends from 'ENGINEER' to 'SOLUTION'. Another arrow points down from 'ENGINEER' to text reading 'SARCASM (BY-PRODUCT)'. The overall style is monochrome and minimalist.
Description: A depiction of a raccoon with a mischievous expression, its paws clasped together. The raccoon is in shades of grey with black accents around its eyes and tail. The text "DON'T BE PART THE PROBLEM" is displayed above the raccoon, and "BE THE WHOLE THE PROBLEM" is below it, all in white capital letters against a black background.
Description: A dark background features a circular emblem with ornate borders containing text. The top reads "NOT MY PROBLEM" in red and white. Below this, "RETIRED ENGINEER" is displayed in large white and gray lettering. At the bottom, "2023 ANYMORE" appears twice, once in white and again in red with decorative elements.
Description: A graphic featuring bold, white text that reads "ERROR CODE: ID-10-T" presented on a light blue ribbon. Below this, the text continues with "PROBLEM CAUSED BY DEFECTIVE INPUT DEVICE LOCATED IN IN A CHAIR" in large, white, shadowed lettering against a dark background.
Error Code ID-10-T Problem Caused By Defective Input Device Located In A Chair Shorts
by Virtual Brush Illustration
$27
Description: A black background features a detailed, close-up depiction of a raccoon's face in a yellow outline style. Above the raccoon's head, the text reads "DON'T BE PART OF THE PROBLEM". Below the raccoon's chin, the text reads "BE THE WHOLE THE PROBLEM". The raccoon has sharp, defined fur lines and piercing eyes.
Description: A black background features white line drawings of two concentric circles. A radius line labeled 'r' connects the center of the larger circle to the circumference of a smaller, detached circle. The left half of the larger inner circle is filled with a grey textured pattern. Below the graphic, white capital letters read "THAT'S NO MATH PROBLEM".
Description: A monochrome flowchart diagram illustrating the process of an engineer. It shows 'PROBLEM' leading to 'ENGINEER', 'COFFEE' also leading to 'ENGINEER', 'ENGINEER' leading to 'SOLUTION', and 'ENGINEER' also leading to 'SARCASTIC (BY-PRODUCT)'. All text is within white boxes and connected by white arrows on a black background.
Description: A black background features decorative borders with circuit-like patterns. In the center, large, bold white text reads "RETIRED ENGINEER." Above this, curved red text states "NOT MY PROBLEM," and below, curved red text reads "2023 ANYMORE." The overall style is ornate and bold.
Description: This design features a witty statement for the sarcastic engineer dad. The distressed, grunge-style text reads "Sarcastic Engineer Dad I Can Fix Anything Except Teenage Attitude," making it a relatable expression for fathers navigating the complexities of adolescence. Engineers often excel at problem-solving, repairing, and building, but parenting teenagers presents a unique challenge. This humorous graphic captures that sentiment perfectly. It's a way for any engineer father to express their personality and sense of humor. The bold, blocky lettering in yellow and gray tones gives it a rugged, authentic look. Whether you're a mechanical engineer, civil engineer, software engineer, or any other type of engineer, and also a dad, this design s
Description: A black background with white, bold, sans-serif text. The design contains four lines of text. The first line reads "DEAR ALGEBRA". The second line reads "PLEASE STOP ASKING US TO". The third line, significantly larger, reads "FIND YOUR X". The fourth line reads "SHE'S NEVER COMING BACK AND". The final line, also large, reads "DON'T ASK Y" with a stylized 'Y'.
Description: A circular emblem with white text on a black background. The words "THE LEGEND HAS RETIRED" arc across the top inside a partial circle. "Retired" is prominently displayed in larger script in the center. Below "Retired" is "★ 2026 ★". At the bottom, the text "NOT MY PROBLEM ANYMORE" arcs in a larger circle.
Description: A humorous definition of the word 'ENGINEER'. It is presented with the word 'ENGINEER' in large, distressed white capital letters at the top. Below it, the phonetic spelling '/ng-tneer' noun' is shown in a smaller, italicized font. The definition continues with 'problem-solving in withe an obssqure or magical magical'. It concludes with 'see also: wizard, magician.' all in white text on a black background.
Description: A humorous text-based central focus. The text "ERROR CODE: ID-10-T" is displayed prominently at the top in white, with "ID-10-T" contained within a light blue banner. Below this, in white, are the phrases "PROBLEM CAUSED BY", "DEFECTIVE INPUT DEVICE", and "LOCATED IN A CHAIR", arranged in stacked lines.
Description: A bold, white text statement on a black background. The text reads 'I CAN SEE IT'S GONNA BE A ROPE, DUCT TAPE AND SHOVEL KINDA DAY'. The typography is all uppercase with a clean, sans-serif font.
I CAN SEE IT'S GONNA BE A ROPE, DUCT TAPE AND SHOVEL KINDA DAY Bold Text Shorts
by STEPHEN CHOU STD
$27
Description: A blue screen with a white outline of a sad face at the top. Below the face, white text reads 'This human ran into a problem and needs to restart'. A second block of text says 'If yu'd like to know more, to can search online for this error:'. At the bottom, in bold white letters, is 'NEEDS_MORE_COFFEE'.
Description: Damage control is the mission. This bold two line typography design delivers a strong crisis management statement for project managers, office professionals, problem solvers, fixers, and anyone who stays calm under pressure. Clean lettering keeps the message front and center, making it a sharp choice for workplace humor, team culture, stressful days, and everyday resilience. The Damage Control design speaks to handling problems with focus and confidence.
