Programmer Shorts
Description: A computing themed layout for developers. The graphic features a computer monitor with green code on the screen, keyboard, and mouse. Below are listed hourly rates for "INTERUPTION", "INTEFRUPTION", "20U", "INTLEVLY REQUEST" and "INTEDVLY REQUEST". Text reads "PROGRAMMER HOURLY RATE".
Description: The graphic features stacked text in two colors, orange and white displayed against a black background. Includes the phrase "pro.gram.mer", followed by the text line "The programmer the time spen spent automating tasks automating tasks." Further down are the words "See also: efficiency illusionist, time bender".
Description: Monochrome text-based depiction of a programmer's process. The words "PROGRAMMER: A MACHINE THAT TURNS COFFEE INTO CODE" are displayed in bold white sans-serif font against a black background. The text is divided into four distinct lines, separated by thin white horizontal lines. The letters have a distressed, weathered appearance.
Description: A black background with white text. The top line reads "PROGRAMMER" in large capital letters. Below that, enclosed in slashes, is "/programmer/". The next lines provide a definition: "Ane programmer's thald problem-solving alollving problem sonand magician." Finally, the text concludes with "synroms; wizard, magician."
Description: A black background features large, bold blue text reading 'PROGRAMMER'. Below this, a white speaker icon is followed by the phonetic spelling '/proojtajgtin' in white. The lower portion contains a white text definition: 'A programmer is a human rock capesforming pizza and caffeine into code.'
Description: A humorous composition featuring a cheerful orange tabby cat lounging next to an old-fashioned computer setup. The screen displays lines of code and a prominent warning symbol. Text above reads "I ARE PROGRAMMER" and below reads "I MAKE COMPUTER BEEP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP". The scene is lit by a desk lamp.
I ARE PROGRAMMER Cat Computer "I MAKE COMPUTER BEEP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP" Shorts
by RIO BRIAN AMIGOS
$27
Description: A black background with white text. The top line reads 'programmer' in large font. Below it, in smaller font, is '(pac-"en) noun'. The following lines are a definition: 'A programmer who solves problems problems you didn't you had had in way bo don't understand.'. The bottom line reads 'See also wizard, magician.'.
Description: A black background with white text in the style of a nutrition facts label. It lists "Programmer Nutrition Facts" at the top, followed by categories like "Patience", "Debugging", "Coding Skill", "Sleep", and "Caffeine" with corresponding daily values. Below the label is a disclaimer.
Description: A festive visual featuring an elf's legs from the knees down. The legs are clad in red and white striped stockings and green pointed shoes. Above the legs, text reads "THE APP PROGRAMMER ELF" in bold white letters, surrounded by white stars and a red and green elf hat with gold accents.
Description: A targeted yellow cursive typography design featuring the iconic tech joke: "There's no place like 127.0.0.1." Calculated for programmers, software developers, network engineers, and computer science students who know that $127.0.0.1$ is the local loopback IP address for "home." Makes a great gift for tech geeks on t-shirts, laptop stickers, coffee mugs, and hoodies.
