Proof Shorts
Description: Where’s Mitch Missing In Action Senator Satire — Capitol Mystery (Dark Version) A bold ink-line portrait rendered in an expressive, scratchy hand-drawn style, paired with the headline-ready phrase “Where’s Mitch satirical series poking fun at the Kentucky senator’s mysterious extended absence and the accountability questions swirling around it. The loose, tangled linework contrasts with tight cross-hatched shadow work for a striking editorial-cartoon feel that reads as sharp political commentary from across the room. A conversation-starting piece for anyone following the current news cycle and looking for satirical, thought-provoking apparel that leans into dark political humor. From the Puff Sumo satire collection.
Description: Where’s Mitch Missing In Action Senator Satire — Capitol Mystery A bold ink-line portrait rendered in an expressive, scratchy hand-drawn style, paired with the headline-ready phrase “Where’s Mitch satirical series poking fun at the Kentucky senator’s mysterious extended absence and the accountability questions swirling around it. The loose, tangled linework contrasts with tight cross-hatched shadow work for a striking editorial-cartoon feel that reads as sharp political commentary from across the room. A conversation-starting piece for anyone following the current news cycle and looking for satirical, thought-provoking apparel that leans into dark political humor. From the Puff Sumo satire collection.
Description: Mordedura de Serpiente (Snake Bite) has remained one of the most wanted tequilas among enthusiasts for decades and for good reason. This small-batch brand has been crushing its proprietary agave using a traditional hand-cranked tahona (stone wheel) since it's inception in 1947. But the agave crushing process isn't the only part of production that is handwork as literally every single step of making this 110 proof tequila made in Mexico's Jaliscan Highlands is done by hand. The fact that there is nothing modern about the production process and batches are made exclusively in very low quantities makes for a truly unique tequila, unlike any other tequila you've ever experienced.
Description: Show your military pride with this DD-214 tinnitus design that emphasizes a strong work ethic. Ideal for veterans and service members, this shirt raises awareness about tinnitus while honoring their dedication. A thoughtful gift for anyone who has served and values their military experience.
Description: A hilarious waterproof opossum design packed with chaotic energy and absurd animal humor. Featuring a quirky possum theme with playful typography and meme-inspired vibes, this artwork blends sarcastic comedy with woodland creature charm. Perfect for fans of funny animal art, internet humor, and offbeat illustrations that embrace the wild spirit of the opossum.
Description: Show off your humor and love for reading or mathematics with this clever graphic! This illustration displays an open vintage book surrounded by radiant sunburst rays along with the classic phrase "The Proof Is Left As An Exercise To The Reader." Great for math majors, professors, bookworms, students, and educators. It makes an ideal gift for birthdays, back to school, or appreciation events. This witty academic graphic is a fun choice for anyone who enjoys solving problems.
Description: Stuntman Mike's Professional Stunt Driving School is your number one stop if you're serious about making it big as a Hollywood stuntman. He's got the chops to make you the kind of wheelman that makes Jason Statham look good. And if you plan on stopping by, make sure you find your way to Stuntman Mike's and not his brother's shitty place down the way, Stuntman Bob's. This version of the Stuntman Mike's Professional Stunt Driving School design features a tasteful vintage effect with plenty of wear and tear to make it look like it was rode hard and put away wet. Drive hard!
Description: A bold graphic with the word "WELDER" prominently displayed at the top in large white lettering. Below, text reads "I TRY TO MAKE THINGS IDIOT PROOF BUT THEY BUT THEY KEEP MAKING BETTER IDIOTS". Two welding torches flank the center text, with orange flames and a starburst behind them.
