Quick Shorts
Description: You Should Always Say Yes To A Quick 30 Minute Drink With Friends, Because That Hour And A Half Could Be The Best 4 Hours Of Your Life! A hilariously accurate quote design celebrating those "quick drinks" that unexpectedly turn into legendary, unforgettable nights out. Perfect gift for party lovers, happy hour regulars, social butterflies, and your favorite drinking buddies who never know when to go home.
Description: In 1881, in Big Whiskey, Wyoming, a cowboy—Quick Mike—slashes prostitute Delilah Fitzgerald's face with a knife, permanently disfiguring her, after she laughs at Quick Mike's small penis. As punishment, local sheriff "Little Bill" Daggett orders Mike and his associate who was with him at the brothel, David "Davey" Bunting, to turn over several of their horses to her employer, Skinny DuBois, for his loss of revenue. Outraged, the prostitutes offer a $1,000 bounty for the cowboys' deaths.
Description: A witty floral quote design featuring warm vintage typography and cheerful sunflower-style blooms. Perfect for anyone who loves sarcastic humor, laid-back personality tees, funny sayings, and botanical artwork with attitude. A great choice for flower lovers, retro style fans, and anyone who enjoys bold statement shirts with a playful edge.
Description: A bold text-based composition on a black background featuring three lines of text in white. The first two lines use a sans-serif font and read "BE QUICK TO LISTEN," and "SLOW TO SPEAK,". The third line, "And slow to anger", is in a flowing, cursive script. Below these lines, "JAMES 1:19" is centered in a smaller sans-serif font.
Description: Who needs reservations when you have 24/7 access to instant noodles and late-night snacks? Celebrate the ultimate dining spot with this fun "My Favorite Restaurant Is The Convenience Store" design. Ideal for college students, late-night snackers, and budget foodies who value convenience and instant comfort over fancy menus. A great gift for convenience store regulars.
Description: Snuffles is a bloodhound used by Quick Draw McGraw to ferret out bad guys in the old West but needed to be bribed with a dog biscuit before performing his task. Upon chomping on one, he would hug himself in ecstasy, jump into the air and float back down, sighing. Occasionally, Snuffles would demand more than one biscuit and was willing to accept them from bad guys as well. In several cases when Quick Draw did not have a dog biscuit to offer due to being out of them or if he tried to give Snuffles the reward cash for capturing an outlaw, Snuffles would either shake his head and say "Uh-uh" or grunt to himself and mumble "Darn cheapskate!" as well as sometimes throwing the reward money back in Quick Draw's face.
Description: A bold and funny quote design featuring the phrase “I Might Be Laid Back But I Can Lean Forward Real Quick” in vibrant typography with floral accents. Perfect for people who love sarcastic humor, sassy sayings, expressive quote art, and colorful statement apparel. This eye-catching design is a great gift idea for friends, coworkers, and anyone with a chill personality and a sharp comeback.
Description: This humorous design features the bold statement I Don't Have A Short Temper I Have A Quick Reaction To Bullshit. Perfect for sarcastic individuals, blunt personalities, and anyone who appreciates witty quotes and funny sayings. Express your attitude with this straightforward message.
