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Christmas Vacation Christmas Tree T-Shirt Shorts

Description: The Christmas Day collection is promoted for you. Get this Christmas Vacation Christmas Tree designed apparel. With this "Christmas Vacation Christmas Tree" designed print outfit is the best for you this Christmas season. We pride ourselves in offering a wide selection of fun to wear t-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts and other apparel that are enjoy yet sophisticated, relates to people of all ages and would look great on any occasion.

Tags: griswold, christmas vacation movie, griswold quote, clark rant, clark griswald
Hallelujah! Holy Shit! Wheres the Tylenol? Clark Griswold - Christmas Vacation Shorts

Description: Clark Griswold ranting in the Christmas Vacation movie.

Tags: christmas vacation griswold, christmas vacation movie, christmas vacation quotes, clark griswald, clark griswold
Jelly of the Month Club - The gift that keeps on giving - Est. 1989 Shorts

Description: Official Member Christmas Vacation is a top 3 Christmas movie.

Tags: 80s movies, chevy chase, christmas, clark griswold, clark griswold rant
Jolliest Bunch Shorts
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Description: Chip and Dale

Tags: chip, christmas, christmas vacation movie, christmas vacation quote, clark griswold

Jolliest Bunch Shorts

by Make it Festive

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Looks great, Little Full, Lotta Sap Shorts

Description: It's not Christmas until Clark W. Griswold is on my TV saying this line.

Tags: christmas vacation rant, jelly of the month, xmas, christmas vacation, lotta sap
Holiday Road Love Me License Plate Shorts

Description: Make your way down the holiday road and the way to your favorite theme park.

Tags: vegas vacation, 80s movies, love message, clark griswald, marty moose
Christmas Vacation Christmas Tree Shorts

Description: Christmas Vacation Christmas Tree

Tags: can i refill your eggnogg, christmas, christmas vacation movie, clark griswald, clark rant
Fixed The Newel Post Shorts

Description: Fixed the Newel Post, for funny christmas shirt

Tags: im freezing my baguettes off, national lampoons, jelly of the month, christmas vacation quotes, griswold

Fixed The Newel Post Shorts

by Maskumambang

$27

Christmas Vacation Shorts
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Description: Quite the rant!

Tags: audrey, chevy chase, christmas, christmas movies, christmas tree

Christmas Vacation Shorts

by Marisaj4488

$27

Jelly of the month club - Clark W. Griswold official member Shorts

Description: The gift that keeps on giving the whole year The best Christmas movie.

Tags: 80s movies, chevy chase, christmas, christmas vacation quote, clark griswold
Griswold (Old Fashioned) Family Christmas Shorts

Description: It's a beaut, Clark.

Tags: clark griswold, shitter was full, christmas vacation movie, griswold, clarks rant
i can fix it but i'll cuss the whole time Shorts

Description: i can fix it but i'll cuss the whole time

Tags: broken item cussing, diy shop attitude, fix it cursing, fix it grumbling, frustrated technician saying
Old Fashioned Family Christmas Shorts

Description: I was inspired to create this graphic design from my favorite Christmas movie National Lampoons Christmas Vacation.

Tags: christmas vacation quote, humor, funny christmas, comedy, griswold family christmas
Sir, this is a Wendy's Shorts

Description: The perfect comeback to any idiot going on a rant.

Tags: fast food, drive thru, wendys, funny, trump
Jelly of the Month Club Shorts
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Description: If you are looking to cut out Christmas bonuses this year, may I suggest a subscription to the Jelly of the Month Club. Clark Griswold’s boss, Frank Shirley, learned that it isn’t the best idea, but that doesn’t mean this shirt isn’t a great one. Just like Clark got the last laugh with his supersized bonus, you can too with this Jelly of the Month Club t-shirt. It is the gift that keeps on giving.

Tags: chevy chase, christmas, christmas movie, christmas vacation, christmas vacation movie
Griswold Jelly of the Month Club Shorts
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Description: If you grew up Griswold, you knew the last thing you wanted instead of a Christmas bonus was a gift certificate to the Jelly of the Month Club!

Tags: clark griswold rant, griswold rant, christmas vacation rant, griswold quote, national lampoons christmas vacation
Don't be like Mr. Shirley Shorts
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Tags: funny, boss, rant, christmas lights, lights

Don't be like Mr. Shirley Shorts

by NinthStreetShirts

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You Serious Clark? Shorts
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Description: On Christmas Eve, Clark Griswold tries to excite the kids by telling them he heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sled. His cousin Eddie replies, "You serious Clark?" Perhaps you're never too old to believe in Santa Claus, or you're not very bright like Cousin Eddie. This funny Christmas Vacation shirt will surely get some laughs this holiday season.

Tags: can i refill your eggnogg, christmas vacation, christmas vacation movie, clark griswold, clark rant
Can I refill your eggnog? Shorts

Description: Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

Tags: eggnog, margot, griswold quote, why is the carpet all wet todd, cousin eddie
POTUS Speaks out of BOTH SIDES OF HIS MOUTH Shorts
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Description: mola folk art, POTUS folk art, humorous quote, red blue green, tribal folk art, shaman folk art, primitive folk art, bohemian folk art, political rant, Virginia Vivier, Vagabond Folk Art,

Tags: american potus rant, humorous quote, mola folk art, political rant, potus folk art
Play Ball! Shorts
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Description: Is that the rockets' red glare? No, it's the Griswold's flaming lawn display that you see soaring across the night sky. Don't tell that to Aunt Bethany. She begins to sing the national anthem and the family joins in. At the end she proclaims, "Play ball!"

Tags: burn some dust eat my rubber, can i refill your eggnogg, christmas vacation, christmas vacation movie, clark griswold

Play Ball! Shorts

by klance

$27

This side of the nut house Shorts
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Description: Chip and Dale

Tags: chip, christmas humor, christmas vacation quote, clark griswold, clark griswold rant
Wagon Queen Family Truckster (white) Shorts

Description: Inspired by the National Lampoons movie, this is the fictional car that the Griswold's drive.

Tags: christmas vacation, christmas, cousin eddie, can i refill your eggnogg, jelly of the month club
Wagon Queen Family Truckster (color) Shorts

Description: Inspired by the National Lampoons movie, this is the fictional car that the Griswold's drive.

Tags: wagon queen, jelly of the month club, clark griswold rant, family truckster, christmas vacation
Can I Refill Your Eggnog? - Griswold Tribute Shorts
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Description: Can I Refill Your Eggnog? - Griswold Tribute Tee Let the shirt say what's on your mind when you're at the family christmas reunion this year.

Tags: christmas vacation griswold, christmas vacation rant, christmas vacation rv, christmas vacation speech, clark griswald
Coffee Is For Closers Shorts
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Description: Coffee's for Closers, only! A line famously delivered by Alec Baldwin in one of the greatest sales movies of all time, Glengarry Glen Ross.

Tags: quotes, sales quotes, rant, alec baldwin, glengarry glen ross

Coffee Is For Closers Shorts

by Caprice Logan

$27

Griswold Family Christmas Shorts
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Description: Griswold Family Christmas

Tags: christmas, christmas vacation, clark griswold rant, family christmas, griswold
And Why is the Carpet All Wet Todd? Shorts

Description: And Why is the Carpet All Wet Todd? I don't know Margo!

Tags: griswold, christmas vacation jolliest bunch, merry christmas, christmas vacation rant, christmas vacation quotes
Clark Griswold Rant Shorts

Description: Famous Clark Griswold rants and wisdom.

Tags: christmas movies, christmas santa, christmas vacation, christmas vacation movie, christmas vacation quote

Clark Griswold Rant Shorts

by Poet and Chef

$27

Hallelujah! Holy Shit! Where's the Tylenol? Shorts

Description: This Hallelujah Holy Shit Where's the Tylenol shirt features the Clark Griswold quote from Christmas Vacation on the front. Wear this Hallelujah Holy Shit t-shirt to let others know that the holidays can be a little stressful and overwhelming.

Tags: clark griswold rant, christmas vacation rant, clark griswold quote, clark rant, christmas vacation
Clark Griswold Rant Shorts

Description: Famous Clark Griswold rants and wisdom.

Tags: 80s, christmas gifts, christmas movies, christmas vacation, christmas vacation movie

Clark Griswold Rant Shorts

by Poet and Chef

$27

Clark Griswold Rant Shorts

Description: Famous Clark Griswold rants and wisdom.

Tags: anti christmas, christmas gifts, clark griswold quote, funny christmas, gift for dad

Clark Griswold Rant Shorts

by Poet and Chef

$27

Griswold Vacation Ford Wagon Shorts

Description: Griswold Vacation Ford Wagon

Tags: clark w griswold, christmas, christmas vacation movie, griswald, wagon
Klaus Kinski Furious Scream – Cult Portrait T-Shirt Shorts
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Description: A legendary Klaus Kinski T-shirt for all fans of German cinema: The iconic portrait shows Kinski in his infamous outburst—screaming, wild hair, clenched fist, and outstretched arm. This moment made him a cult figure—uncompromising, eccentric, unforgettable. A tribute to the actor immortalized in films like Fitzcarraldo, Nosferatu, and his legendary rants. For true fans of Kinski, Werner Herzog, German cult films, and wild artistic souls.

Tags: fitzcarraldo, fury, german film, kinski, nosferatu
A Clark Griswold Christmas Greeting Shorts
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Description: A Clark Griswold Christmas Greeting

Tags: christmas vacation, clark griswold rant
Stupid Ants! Shorts
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Description: Dan Harmon went on a rant about all the stupid animals so I decided to throw together some designs of all the animals he named. This is the first finished design.

Tags: dan harmon hates animals, animals, dumb animals, stupid animals, dan harmon rant

Stupid Ants! Shorts

by DavidCentioli

$27

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