Scissors Shorts

Description: A funny, woodworkers/carpenters take on rock, paper, scissors, with an extra fingerless hand labeled "table saw." Great for anyone who works with power tools. T-shirts & gifts.

Description: Throat Punch

Description: A black background features white text and a graphic. The text reads "I'M A BARBER AND A DAD" with a comb and crossed scissors centered. Below "DAD" is a curved line of text stating "SHARP CUTS, SHARPER JOKES".

Description: Quilting Go Ahead and Use My Fabric Scissors Said No Quilter Ever

Description: A visual composition featuring three scissors against a black background. The two outer scissors are blue, and the central scissor is red. Each scissor has a circular pivot point indicated by a small black circle.

Description: A humorous composition with salon tools on a black background. Text reads 'NEVER MIND My Hair I'M DOIN Yours!'. Features teal scissors, a lime green comb, and a pink hair dryer with teal accents. The text is in white and lime green.

Description: Rock Paper Scissors Head Kick I Win Funny Martial Arts Joke

Description: A cartoonish depiction of a young individual with bright blue spiky hair and orange skin. The character has wide, manic eyes with red veins and an unnerving grin, holding a pair of blue-handled scissors. The background is a solid light purple.

Description: Rock Paper Scissors Head Kick I Win Funny Martial Arts Joke

Description: Fun school design for girls entering second grade featuring a playful robot hand game theme.

Description: Edward Scissorhands

Description: A cartoony character with spiky blue hair and an orange face holds a pair of blue-handled scissors. The character has wide, manic blue eyes and a wide grin with visible teeth. The background is black, framed by a blue border. The character wears a blue long-sleeved garment.

Description: A stark black background features bold red text reading "I'LL CUT YOU". Flanking the text are two open pairs of scissors with red handles and silver blades. Below the text and centered, a white skull with crossed bones rests, resembling a caution symbol.

Description: Celebrate the intersection of style and academia with this Fashion Historian Greek Column Scissors Emblem. This crest is designed for professionals and students of dressmaking history, combining a classical Grecian column with tailors' shears. Wear the Fashion Historian Greek Column Scissors Emblem to showcase your passion for curated style and sartorial heritage.

Description: Celebrate the new school year with this fun design featuring adorable rock, paper, and scissors characters. It is a fantastic choice for students and teachers heading back to class for a successful third grade.

Description: Scissors cutting paper with text DREAM CREATE DISPLAY

Description: A clever design for riddle lovers and puzzle enthusiasts. This smart wordplay features the phrase Makes When Apart. Ideal for hairstylist, barber, and cosmetology professionals.

Description: Rock Paper Scissors Jerry

Description: A monochrome monochrome composition on a black background. Text reads "KEEP CALM" curved at the top, followed by a pair of scissors, and then "SIT DOWN AND LET ME FIX IT" in bold capital letters at the bottom. The scissors are depicted open with a small circle containing a line, reminiscent of a symbol, on one of the blades.

Description: Yeah I'm a Baddie, Sometimes I Run With Scissors

Description: hope you like it

Description: Cozy up to holiday crafting with this charming "Let Us Sew" Christmas parody design! Features an ornate vintage sewing machine decorated with tropical florals, a holiday dress form, spools, thimbles, and pins beneath festive holiday lyrics. The ultimate seasonal gift for quilters, sewists, and tailors.

Description: Cute robotic girl design for first day of 4th grade. Fun gaming theme for elementary school students.

Description: Rock Paper Scissors Hand Game Cute Pink Paw Funny Cat

Description: A wildly absurd and shocking adult humor design featuring vintage decorative scissors and a bold punchline.

Description: A Chainsaw Beats Rock Paper And Scissors. This humorous design targets lumberjacks, arborists, loggers, woodworkers, and chainsaw users. For outdoor workers and power tool enthusiasts.

Description: Celebrate your love for animals with this quirky, fun design for pet rescuers and introverts.

Description: Rock Paper Scissors Table Saw. This Funny Design Offers a Humorous Twist on the Classic Game, Perfect for Woodworkers, Carpenters, and DIY Enthusiasts. Great for Anyone Who Appreciates Witty Humor and a Love for Tools.

Description: Sarcastic medical humor design displaying medical scissors, a clinical stethoscope, heartbeat wave, and banner lettering. A humorous conversation piece for trauma clinicians and emergency triage staff.

Description: Un design humoristique pour l'école primaire jouant sur le jeu de pierre-papier-ciseaux.

Description: The ultimate game-changer. We all know the rules, but in the world of Heavy Metal, there's only one sign that matters. This hilarious Rock, Paper, Scissors parody introduces the Metal Horns instead of Scissor—the only hand sign powerful enough to crush the competition. Whether you're at a festival, in the mosh pit, or just living loud, this design is the perfect visual pun for those who know that Rock always wins.

Description: Engraving style illustration of a scissors and text "Cut it"

Description: Fun 5th grade rock paper scissors robot design for girls heading back to school in style.

Description: Sorry I can't go out, I have plans with rescue cats. This meaningful apparel is built for proud animal shelter volunteers, foster parents, and introverts who dedicate their hearts to saving feline friends. A wonderful statement piece for animal advocacy.

Description: Crafting Queen

Description: A playful school-themed design featuring cute rock, scissors, and paper characters above the phrase “Nothing Beats Kindergarten.” Bold lettering, cheerful expressions, and a classic classroom joke create a fun visual for early education. The design blends kindergarten pride, teacher humor, and whimsical character art, making it especially appealing to elementary educators, classroom assistants, and anyone who enjoys clever school wordplay with a bright cartoon style.