Scratch Shorts
Description: Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: What? Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Black Knight: Then you shall die. King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man. King Arthur: So be it! [rounds of melee, with Arthur cutting off the left arm of the black knight.] King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Black Knight: Tis but a scratch. King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off! Black Knight: No it isn't. King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.] Black Knight: I've had worse. King Arthur: You liar! Black Knight: Come on then, you pansy!
Description: This design features the humorous quote "I'm Pretty Sure I Was The Total Package Once, But Shipping And Handling Damaged Me. Now I'm A Scratch-And-Dent Item, Sold As-Is." Perfect for those who love funny sayings, relatable life quotes, and self-deprecating humor. Ideal for men and women with a witty personality.
Description: This Monty Python and the Holy Grail peasant, Dennis, mocks King Arthur and his basis for a system of government.
Holy Grail Peasant Mocks Arthur's System of Government Shorts
by Slightly Unhinged
$21 $27
Description: Are you looking for a matching design? Then you should buy this outstanding design! People will love this cool design. Great design for your mother, father, grandfather, grandmother, uncle, aunt, sister or brother.
I'm Pretty Sure I Was The Total Package Once, But Shipping And Handling Damaged Me Now I'm A Scratch-And-Dent Item, Sold As-Is Shorts
by uikteraa
$21 $27
Description: Are you looking for a matching design? Then you should buy this outstanding design! People will love this cool design. Great design for your mother, father, grandfather, grandmother, uncle, aunt, sister or brother.
I'm Pretty Sure I Was The Total Package Once, But Shipping And Handling Damaged Me Now I'm A Scratch-And-Dent Item, Sold As-Is Shorts
by uikteraa
$21 $27
Description: A playful cosmic illustration featuring an apple pie surrounded by planets and stars, paired with the thought-provoking phrase ‘If You Wish to Make an Apple Pie from Scratch, You Must First Invent the Universe.’ A fun and imaginative design for science lovers, space enthusiasts, bakers and anyone who enjoys clever cosmic humor.
If You Wish To Make An Apple Pie From Scratch You Must First Invent The Universe Shorts
by Tobe Fonseca
$21 $27
Description: Embark on a dub odyssey with Lee Scratch Perry's cult classic, "Super Ape." This legendary album, released in 1976, takes listeners on a sonic adventure through mesmerizing soundscapes and mind-altering rhythms. Experience the unmatched creativity and production genius of Perry as he weaves intricate dub compositions with deep basslines and atmospheric effects. My typographic design pays homage to the iconic "Super Ape," capturing the essence of its otherworldly sound. Step into the realm of reggae and dub history with our exclusive shirt design inspired by this seminal album. Don't miss your chance to embrace the uniqueness of "Super Ape" and wear a piece of musical legacy. Shop now and let the magic of Lee Scratch Perry resonate through y
Description: Inspirational women’s rights quote celebrating leadership, empowerment, and gender equality in business, and everyday life. Meaningful idea for women leaders, feminists, activists, professionals, students, graduates, or anyone who supports women in leadership.
Dm Me If You Want To Be My Cousin, Im Genuinely Starting My Own Family From Scratch Shorts
by psychedelic pizza art
$21 $27
