Scratch Shorts
Description: Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: What? Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Black Knight: Then you shall die. King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man. King Arthur: So be it! [rounds of melee, with Arthur cutting off the left arm of the black knight.] King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Black Knight: Tis but a scratch. King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off! Black Knight: No it isn't. King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.] Black Knight: I've had worse. King Arthur: You liar! Black Knight: Come on then, you pansy!
Description: This design features the humorous quote "I'm Pretty Sure I Was The Total Package Once, But Shipping And Handling Damaged Me. Now I'm A Scratch-And-Dent Item, Sold As-Is." Perfect for those who love funny sayings, relatable life quotes, and self-deprecating humor. Ideal for men and women with a witty personality.
Description: This Monty Python and the Holy Grail peasant, Dennis, mocks King Arthur and his basis for a system of government.
Holy Grail Peasant Mocks Arthur's System of Government Shorts
by Slightly Unhinged
$21 $27
Description: Are you looking for a matching design? Then you should buy this outstanding design! People will love this cool design. Great design for your mother, father, grandfather, grandmother, uncle, aunt, sister or brother.
I'm Pretty Sure I Was The Total Package Once, But Shipping And Handling Damaged Me Now I'm A Scratch-And-Dent Item, Sold As-Is Shorts
by uikteraa
$21 $27
Description: Are you looking for a matching design? Then you should buy this outstanding design! People will love this cool design. Great design for your mother, father, grandfather, grandmother, uncle, aunt, sister or brother.
I'm Pretty Sure I Was The Total Package Once, But Shipping And Handling Damaged Me Now I'm A Scratch-And-Dent Item, Sold As-Is Shorts
by uikteraa
$21 $27
Description: A playful cosmic illustration featuring an apple pie surrounded by planets and stars, paired with the thought-provoking phrase ‘If You Wish to Make an Apple Pie from Scratch, You Must First Invent the Universe.’ A fun and imaginative design for science lovers, space enthusiasts, bakers and anyone who enjoys clever cosmic humor.
If You Wish To Make An Apple Pie From Scratch You Must First Invent The Universe Shorts
by Tobe Fonseca
$21 $27
Description: Inspirational women’s rights quote celebrating leadership, empowerment, and gender equality in business, and everyday life. Meaningful idea for women leaders, feminists, activists, professionals, students, graduates, or anyone who supports women in leadership.
Dm Me If You Want To Be My Cousin, Im Genuinely Starting My Own Family From Scratch Shorts
by psychedelic pizza art
$21 $27
Description: Scorpio cat knows your secrets, never forgets a wrong, and will absolutely scratch you if you touch its belly without permission. This dark vintage zodiac cat tee is for Scorpios who own their intensity — and their cat's. Perfect birthday gift for Scorpio cat lovers born between October 23 and November 21.
Scorpio Cat Vintage Zodiac Shirt | Mysterious Intense Will Scratch You | Retro Scorpio Cat Gift | Astrology Cat Tee Shorts
by MeowMeowTees
$21 $27
