Software Shorts
Description: A monochrome composition with the large text "Software Developer" centered. Above it are four icons with corresponding text: "Sarcasm" (flame), "Code rants" (code brackets), "No sunlight" (house with sign), and "Caffeine" (coffee cup). Below the title is "Basic Principles" followed by text describing software developer traits, and on the right, "89% TIRED" with a QR code.
Description: A digital display appears to show an error message or status update. The text "9 EVI" is present, followed by "SOFTWARE INSTABILITY" on the line below. A blue horizontal line separates the upper section from a lower section containing the fragmented text "FECT" and "RA L" with the letter "L" appearing to the right.
Description: Hilarious shirt for clever IT professionals - especially, network engineers, software developers, coders, programmers, and system administrators. Next time someone tells you that that their critical services are in the cloud, point to this shirt. Inside joke for sarcastic sys admins: there is no cloud... it's just someone else's computer hardware. When your friends tell you that their pictures are stored in the cloud, point to this shirt and remind them that it's all on someone else's hard drive.
Description: A black background with white text and icons. The top row features icons for fire, code, a house with a person, and a coffee cup, with accompanying text. Large white text reads "Software Developer". Below it, smaller text states "Your argument is invalid." and "If asked on my machine yesterday.". The bottom section details "BASIC PRINCIPLES" and "89% TIRED" with additional text and a QR code.
Description: A monochrome composition on a black background with white text and icons. It depicts a flame, code brackets, a house with a person, and a coffee cup at the top. Large text reads "SOFTWARE DEVELOPER". Below, it details "BASIC PRINCIPLES" and "FACTS" about developers, including common phrases and characteristics. A QR code and website address are also present.
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Description: Elevate your coding game with the Silly Goose Software Engineer Coding Computer Scientist Data. This versatile tool is designed for both amateur and experienced professionals, offering a seamless coding experience with innovative features and capabilities that will enhance your productivity and efficiency. Stay ahead of the curve and unlock your full potential with the Silly Goose Software Engineer Coding Computer Scientist Data.
Description: Snort is an open source network intrusion prevention system, capable of performing real-time traffic analysis and packet logging on IP networks. It can perform protocol analysis, content searching/matching, and can be used to detect a variety of attacks and probes, such as buffer overflows, stealth port scans, CGI attacks, SMB probes, OS fingerprinting attempts, and much more.
Description: If you're a web developer or software engineer who loves coding languages, then let the world know with this cool PHP shirt! Featuring a vintage style design, this PHP tshirt makes the perfect graduation gift for any frontend developer, backend developer, CS student, or code lover in your life.
Description: Dragonslayer Ornstein is the spear-wielding knight who presents a mini-boss challenge alongside fellow knight and companion, Executioner Smough. For an untold time, he guarded the cathedral in the forsaken city of Anor Londo... but eventually he left this post, as Anor Londo fell into decline, and sought out the Nameless King at Archdragon Peak. Though he fought with steadfast valor and bravery, the results of Ornstein's search, as well as his own fate, remains unknown.
Description: A humorous graphic with four top icons: fire, code brackets, house, and coffee cup, each with descriptive text. Below, 'Software Developer' is prominently displayed with sub-text. A section labeled 'BASIC PRINCIPLES' lists two points. To the right, '89% TIRED' is shown with additional text and a QR code.
