Stapler Shorts
Description: The two Bobs learn that Milton was laid off five years previously but neither Milton nor the accounting department were notified. To avoid confrontation, the Bobs tell accounting to cease Milton's salary payments without telling him he has been terminated. They fixed the glitch. Milton is subjected to further mistreatment, including the confiscation of his beloved red stapler and the constant moving of his desk. This best on dark colors. Other versions for light colors available.
Description: This design captures the essence of modern office humor with a relatable and sarcastic message. The graphic features a charming, slightly distressed cartoon stapler, adorned with a shining star, symbolizing newfound importance. Below this iconic office supply, the bold text declares, "I ACCIDENTALLY BECAME IMPORTANT AT WORK AND IT'S RUINING MY LIFE." This funny work design speaks volumes to anyone who has unexpectedly taken on more responsibility at their job and feels the humorous burden of it. Perfect for employees, managers, or anyone navigating the complexities of corporate life, this design is a witty expression of workplace sarcasm. It's an ideal conversation starter for those who appreciate anti-work sentiments delivered with a light
