Statement Shorts
Description: This All My Role Models Went To Prison design uses bold distressed lettering to create a striking statement with a gritty visual edge. The Role Models theme fits individuals who enjoy expressive sayings with a rebellious tone, offering a confident choice for casual wear, everyday style, and bold personal expression.
All My Role Models Went To Prison Bold Statement With Distressed Lettering Look Shorts
by snailswork
$21 $27
Description: The image is a stylized representation of the album cover for “De La Soul Is Dead”, the iconic 1991 release by hip-hop group De La Soul. The left side of the image features the album title in distressed, gritty text. To the right, a cracked red flowerpot lies on its side, spilling out soil and wilted cartoonish daisies, symbolizing the end or rejection of their earlier, more lighthearted "D.A.I.S.Y. Age" aesthetic.
Make Lying Wrong Again Human’s Rights Women Speak Statement Shorts
by Mythart
$21 $27
Description: This You Lost Youre Next political satire design uses humor to comment on repeating patterns in history and ideology. A bold protest statement for those who value free thought, social awareness, and historical reflection. Great for rallies, debates, or thoughtful everyday wear.
You Lost Youre Next Political History Parody Statement Protest Graphic Shorts
by Harry karson
$21 $27
Description: “Grandtifa — Grandmas Against Fascism” — a funny and powerful feminist protest design with attitude.
grantifa, grandmas against fascism, usa flag, medusa, feminist Shorts
by Xorizo Photography
$21 $27
Description: Make a bold statement with this "Not My President" design, perfect for those who stand in political opposition and want to express their dissent. Whether you're advocating for change, protesting policies, or supporting democracy and free speech, this design is a great way to showcase your views. Ideal for activists, political enthusiasts, and anyone passionate about standing up for their beliefs. Wear it proudly and let your voice be heard!
Description: Were you at our Live Show at The Lowry and missed out on getting your official t-shirt? Now you can order the official design online!
Statement Begins - Live Show July 2025 Official Design Shorts
by Rusty Quill
$21 $27
Description: A golden touch? More like a disaster touch. "Everything Trump Touches Turns to Shit" is a bold and hilarious design for anyone who’s tired of the chaos, corruption, and incompetence. Perfect for political satire lovers, activists, and anyone who enjoys a good anti-Trump statement. Wear it loud and let the message speak for itself!
Everything Trump Touches Turns to Shit – Anti-Trump, Political Satire, Protest Shorts
by Quiet Storm
$21 $27
Description: “More Felines, Less Fascists”, featuring a distressed stencil-style font reminiscent of revolutionary posters. The silhouette of a cat reaching for a star adds a touch of playful defiance, symbolizing the power of independent thought and the resistance. Perfect for cat lovers or the childless cat ladies who stand against authoritarianism while embracing the rebellious spirit of our feline companions.
Description: A bold, retro-inspired design declaring “I Want For You Whatever You Want For Immigrants.” Featuring distressed beige lettering with a strong dark outline over warm, earthy stripes, this shirt combines empathy and solidarity with immigrant communities. With high-contrast typography, it delivers a powerful, easily readable message of justice and inclusion—perfect for allies and advocates who want to make a visible stand.
I Want For You Whatever You Want For Immigrants – Empathy Statement Tee Shorts
by Hoo Kichi
$21 $27
Description: "Revolt in Woodcut" is a stark, striking illustration of a guillotine rendered in bold black and white, channeling the raw energy of revolution and resistance. With woodgrain details and sharp contrast, this design has the look of a traditional linocut or scratchboard piece—perfect for protest art, punk-inspired merch, or bold political statements. Whether you're into radical history, symbolism, or just crave powerful minimalist visuals, this piece brings serious edge to any context.
"Revolt in Woodcut" – Black & White Guillotine Graphic Shorts
by Roar Shack Jr
$21 $27
Description: Do you believe in the magic of crystals? This funny crystals lover gift is for you. A great outfit to wear while you balance and cleanse chakras, create good vibes and energy in your home or to show your passion for healing stones and spirituality. SOMEBODY NEEDS HIS THROAT CHAKRA REALIGNED
Yoga Chakra Brass Knuckles Funny Meditation Zen Statement Shorts
by TellingTales
$21 $27
Description: This design brings a vintage, hand-lettered look with the message “Normalize Critical Thinking” front and center. It's a reminder to pause, question, and think for yourself in a world full of noise. Perfect for curious minds, lifelong learners, and anyone who believes asking why still matters.