Taskmaster Shorts for Sale

Description: Get festive with the brilliant British TV gameshow Taskmaster. Featuring a whimsical snowman design with festive flair, perfect for kids and fans of hilarious challenges and the holiday season.

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Description: Bring a touch of comedy-art history to your wardrobe with this premium t-shirt inspired by the hit British TV gameshow Taskmaster. The design is a tongue-in-cheek homage to the iconic American Gothic painting — re-imagined with host Greg Davies (as the farmer) and Alex Horne (as his partner) in classic American Gothic-style portrait form.

Description: Pulled from the eye

Description: Show off your devotion to the British TV gameshow Taskmaster with this bold slogan tee. Featuring the iconic quote ‘Get your hands off me’ perfect for fans of host Greg Davies and Alex Horne a great gift for British comedy enthusiasts.

Description: Destroy. Dismantle. Engulf in Flames

Description: Taskmaster Series 5 quote from contestant Bob Mortimer

Description: Taskmaster Series 11 quote from the Taskmaster Greg Davies

Description: Thunderbolts Inspired Marvel MCU Fandom Fan art

Description: Taskmaster Series 4 quote from contestant Hugh Dennis

Description: Taskmaster Series 15 quote from contestant Kiell Smith-Bynoe

Description: Tribute to the taskmaster

Description: Thunderbolts Inspired Marvel MCU Fandom Fan art

Description: This is the moment that defined Series 1, Episode 1, and set the bar for the sheer, unbridled desperation that makes Taskmaster great. This task gave us a glimpse into the soul of a man pushed to the edge. When Romesh was faced with a countdown and a giant fruit, the result wasn't just a meal; it was a crime scene. It’s bold, it’s messy, and it’s the only way to relive the glory without needing a stomach pump and a towel.

Description: Tick Tock It’s Tough Guy

Description: Liza Tarbuck created an all timer with this task. This design is a forensic breakdown of a task that went delightfully, messily right. It documents the 100% Trousers down efficiency, the staggering 0% Dignity remaining, and the scientifically accurate 3% (kinda) of the cake actually devoured. It’s a tribute to the "Love shown" that Alex never asked for and the vital nutritional warning: it may be so in you.

Description: What does success take? Sticking to the rules! Joe Wilkinson found out in the worst possible manner that breaking a rule on Taskmaster is no joke. After all, without rules, it wouldn’t be Taskmaster. So I broke down what it took to create this moment of infamy. Calorie by calorie, gram by gram.

Description: Rosie’s question for Greg is “Would you rather make sweet love to my body but with Alex’s head, or Alex’s body with my head?”.

Description: A reimagining of the Shepard Fairey "HOPE" poster in appreciation of the British Comedian, Greg Davies.

Description: Wozniak Approves

Description: Taskmaster Series 14 quote from contestant Fern Brady

Description: Taskmaster Series 12 quote from contestant Victoria Coren-Mitchell

Description: Brooklyn 99's finest unhinged cop Adrian Pimento as tshirt, mug and sticker

Description: Not everyone is as (ready to eat) dried apricots as they think they are

Description: Treat a fan of Taskmaster to the perfect Christmas gift with this “Gift for Him” tee. Featuring festive text and a holiday‑themed design, this shirt is ideal for Greg Davies & Alex Horne lovers, fans of British comedy, or anyone who wants to show their Taskmaster pride during the season.

Description: Let's have an existential crisis at the dentist!

Description: You’ve got no chutzpah" was one of the things Mike Wozniak said in an effort to undermine a vole, during the Complete these tasks task.

Description: "You’ve got no chutzpah" was one of the things Mike Wozniak said in an effort to undermine a vole, during the Complete these tasks task.

Description: The entirety of James Acaster's infamous Pret A Manger Banana story -- all in the shape of a banana. Who's too good for this banana? Nobody.

Description: All the information is on the task... Taskmaster themed shirt!

Description: Have you ever played the legendary traditional Christmas game, Carrot in a Box? It's never too late to start!

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Description: Alex Horne But The Little One

Description: Celebrate the festive season in true British gameshow style with this premium t-shirt inspired by the hit comedy show Taskmaster. Featuring statue-style artwork of host Greg Davies and assistant Alex Horne in a Christmas theme. Perfect for Taskmaster fans, British comedy lovers, and anyone looking for a standout Christmas Taskmaster tee.

Description: Suck it, parcel tape