The System Shorts
Description: Hilarious patriotic slogan tee joking that the metric system can't measure American freedom. Funny graphic style perfect for 4th of July parties and Independence Day celebrations. A great gift for anyone with a patriotic sense of humor.
The Metric System Can't Measure Freedom Weightlifting Humor Shorts
by Haunt Theraphy
$21 $27
Description: Denis Diderot: If exclusive privileges were not granted, and if the financial system would not tend to concentrate wealth, there would be few great fortunes and no quick wealth. When the means of growing rich is divided between a greater number of citizens, wealth will also be more evenly distributed; extreme poverty and extreme wealth would be also rare.
Description: A rectangle sign with a distressed yellow background and a black border. At the top, bold black text reads 'YELLOW'. Below this, a black rectangle contains white text that reads 'FREIGHT SYSTEM'. At the bottom, orange cursive text states 'The Symbol of Safety & Service'. The sign has a weathered, vintage appearance.
Yellow Freight System The Symbol of Safety & Service Retro Sign Shorts
by Ivan Belcic
$21 $27
Description: Dennis proudly plays a hateful voice message from Caylee, a pharmacist he recently had a relationship with, telling the gang that he now has her undying love. Dee argues that he has obtained the opposite, so Dennis agrees to explain his system for seducing any woman and earning her undying love: The D.E.N.N.I.S. System.
Chessie System GP38 3802 The All American Diesel Shorts
by Untitled Colours
$21 $27
Description: American Patriotism Humor For USA Citizens Who Value Freedom And The Imperial System. Celebrate American Culture With 'What The Heck Is A Kilometer?'
What The Heck Is A Kilometer? USA Patriotic Imperial System American Humor Shorts
by 0reooos ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
$21 $27
What The Heck Is A Kilometer? USA Patriotic Imperial System American Humor Shorts
by sharron_decan
$21 $27
Description: A playful space-themed design featuring a fiery cartoon sun chasing and “eating” the planets of the solar system. With colorful planets arranged in orbit-style order and a fun retro-game-inspired concept, this design is perfect for astronomy lovers, science geeks, space fans, students, teachers, and anyone who enjoys quirky cosmic humor.
Hungry Sun Eating The Solar System – Funny Space Design Shorts
by Kamron Lovash
$21 $27
The Metric System Can't Measure Freedom - George Washington Shorts
by GiooygaaayArt
$21 $27
Description: A circular arrangement showing planets orbiting a central, radiant sun against a dark, starry background. The planets depicted are varied in color and texture, including Earth, and some have rings. Partial text "US" and "U" are visible on the left and right sides respectively.
Description: A playful astronomy-inspired design featuring the Sun, Earth, Moon, and planetary orbits with the cheeky message “The World Does Revolve Around Me!” Combining cosmic imagery with humorous self-confidence, this artwork gives the solar system a clever personality. Perfect for astronomy enthusiasts, space lovers, science fans, stargazers, and anyone who enjoys witty celestial designs with planets, orbital paths, and cosmic humor.
Description: A retro-style rectangular emblem with rounded corners, featuring a prominent yellow background bordered by cream. The text "YELLOW FREIGHT SYSTEM" is displayed in bold black sans-serif font. Below this, in red cursive script, reads "The Symbol of Safety & Service".
YELLOW FREIGHT SYSTEM The Symbol of Safety & Service Retro Rectangular Emblem Shorts
by Xsmile Xstd
$21 $27
Description: A wild-eyed opossum in aviator goggles gives a thumbs-up from a riveted retro rocket blasting toward the moon, under "Shoot for the Moon" and above a hazard sign reading "Orbits Not Guaranteed" with a red banner warning "Critical System Failure Imminent." Reckless, optimistic and built for anyone who goes all in without reading the manual. A fun pick for space fans, engineers, chaos-energy dreamers, or anyone who loves a motivational poster with a twist.
Shoot for the Moon Orbits Not Guaranteed Funny Opossum Rocket Critical System Failure Imminent Shorts
by Fisheyed Graphics
$21 $27
Description: Bold, stylish, and made to stand out, this unique T-shirt design adds personality to any outfit. Perfect for casual wear, gifts, or everyday fashion lovers who enjoy creative graphic tees. Printed on high-quality apparel with vibrant detail and lasting comfort. Great for trendsetters, streetwear fans, and anyone looking to express their individual style effortlessly.
Description: The Dukes of Hazzard fought the system, any system. Now you can too! This vintage design pits the colors of the General Lee on display loud and proud.
Dukes of Hazzard - Fightin' The System Since 1979 Vintage (01 General Lee) Shorts
by albinochicken
$21 $27
Description: A funny design and a great option which is suitable for all of us. Show your style. We offer many more colors to choose from. A gift for Holidays and Special Occasions. We offer outfits to buy for anniversary, Christmas, Xmas, Halloween, Father's day, Mother's Day, birthday...
