Trashed Shorts
Description: Hit the asphalt with a heavy dose of deadpan, morbid comedy using this Jimothy Roadkill graphic. Featuring a heavily distressed, vintage lithograph aesthetic, this design captures everyone's favorite trash panda meeting a tragic, tire-treaded end on the yellow lines. Rendered with sharp edges, gritty halftone patterns, and a restricted solid-color palette to purposefully simulate the physical imperfections of an old-school punk xerox flyer, this is unapologetic, mature sarcasm. It’s the perfect anti-trend statement piece for blue-collar commuters, tradesmen, and anyone who appreciates gritty, road-worn Americana without the modern fluff.
Description: This playful drunk raccoon design brings a fun mix of humor and attitude. The cool sunglasses, cheeky pose and bold text make it perfect for people who enjoy lighthearted art and party-themed graphics. It works great on tees, hoodies, stickers and accessories, especially for anyone who loves quirky animals, funny bar humor or unique character artwork. A great pick for gifts and casual wear.
Description: This design features a mischievous raccoon dressed like a cowboy, surrounded by bottles in a playful party scene. It mixes detailed illustration with bold humor, making it perfect for anyone who enjoys lighthearted western vibes, quirky animal art, or funny drinking-themed graphics. Great for shirts, hoodies, stickers, and gifts for people who love to laugh and stand out with something fun.
Description: A hilarious “Trashed Panda” design featuring a drunk, passed-out raccoon surrounded by a toppled trash can, spilled whisky bottle, banana peel, toilet, and crumpled paper. A perfect funny tee for raccoon lovers, party animals, and anyone who enjoys a good chaotic hangover joke.
Description: Jimothy Raccoon returns for Hot Jimothy Summer he clutches his PBR drink like a true PNW gremlin ready to thrive in 78‑degree weather and mild existential dread. This design blends vintage mascot charm with Seattle meme culture: a trash‑panda hero embracing caffeine, humidity, and questionable life choices. Perfect for locals, raccoon enthusiasts, and anyone who knows that “summer” in Seattle is really just three warm days and a dream.
Description: Introducing Trash Panda Jesus Raccoon Trashed Raccoon Animal Raccoon, a fun and quirky addition to your collection. This playful raccoon design is sure to make a statement and bring a smile to your face wherever you go. Made with high-quality materials, this unique piece is a must-have for any animal lover looking to add a touch of personality to their wardrobe.
