Yo Shorts
Description: Beach Head likes to be the first one out of the helicopter on a combat assault because he knows he can provide the best covering and suppressive fire to allow the rest of his team to deploy. To him anger is a waste of energy and doesn't accomplish anything, he'd rather get even.
Description: Within the heart of a man lies the desire to become a gourmet chef. You wouldn't know that by looking at Roadblock. With his size and brawn, he can carry a .50 Browning machine gun with accompanying 50 lbs. ammo and still endure the powerful recoils. That fact alone is enough to scare the enemy. In actuality, he's one of the most amiable members of the Joe Team and a great source of camaraderie. Aside from his impressive strength, he could take your K-rations and whip up something more appetizing.
Description: Snake Eyes is the G.I. Joe team's silent but deadly ninja commando. Combining specialized Army Ranger training with that of the Arashikage ninja clan, Snake Eyes is an expert at hand-to-hand combat, edged weapons, and firearms of all kinds. His preferred weapons tend to be his trusted sword and a submachine gun.
Description: Shipwreck grew up next to the sprawling San Diego Navy Yards. He enlisted at the youngest possible age with his parents' permission and then served with distinction in the Mekong Delta where he contended with river pirates, smugglers, and insurgents. He also spent time at several naval bases and on carrier-initiated operations in the Middle East. After saving Flint & Mutt from a desert sand storm as well as Cobra he joined the G.I. Joe Team, the rest as they say is history.
Description: One of the few mysterious and the more dangerous members of the G.I. Joe Team, Snake Eyes served as a recon ranger in the jungles of Southeast Asia. All that can be said after that stint is he went on a long sabbatical, most believe it was in Japan. Some say he was training with the same ninja clan that begat Storm Shadow. We know his fighting skills have become more efficient and deadly. Rumors surfaced that when he was recruited into the Joe Team by Hawk, he was hunting rabbits at the time... with his bare hands.
Description: Bold, relatable, and unapologetically dramatic, this design says exactly what you’re feeling on those exhausting days. Perfect for fans of sarcasm, dark humor, and over-the-top self-expression. Great for introverts, college students, office warriors, parents, or anyone surviving life one coffee at a time. Works year-round but especially hits during stressful seasons like finals, holidays, or Monday mornings.
Description: The Joes find themselves in a battle to both stop Cobra and locate the Pyramid's self destruct controls. Finding themselves in enemy territory, Shipwreck and Snake Eyes elude Cobra forces and are able to steal information about the Pyramid and the cubes from Cobra's production facility in Enterprise City. Hiding in a Cobra-frequented nightclub, they ally themselves with a singer named Satin, who provides them with disguises and sneaks them out of Cobra territory. They make it back to Joe HQ and are able to pass on the info about the Pyramid, including the self-destruct mechanism to deactivate it permanently.
Description: Zartan is a master of make-up and disguise. Very little is known of his background, but he is suspected to have received European military academy training at St. Cyr. Zartan can alter his skin color at will to blend in with his environment and is a practitioner of several mystic martial arts. He is also a ventriloquist, a polyglot (speaking over 20 languages and dialects), and an acrobatic contortionist. Zartan and the Dreadnoks have also been known to use holographic technology and other means to disguise themselves.
Description: Bye bye Li'l Sebastian, Miss you in the saddest fashion, Bye bye Li'l Sebastian, You’re 5000 candles in the wind. You'll love this bye bye Li'l Sebastian silhouette in front of a setting sun design (Established in Pawnee 1986) that's perfect for the Parks and Recreation fan in your life!
Sometimes I Need To Be Alone & Listen To Yo La Tengo Shorts
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