Luminous Baseball Tee Socks

What if podcasts... were baseball? The age-old question, first debated by Aristotle and Plato so many centuries ago. The implications of podcasts becoming baseball are still unknown- even with the recent application of advanced computer models and statistical projection. There is, however, one certain outcome- The shirts would be fantastic. You, reader, are on the cusp of an incredible opportunity, to reach into this nebulous and unpredictable future and grab yourself a piece of that glimmering horizon. You, reader, can proudly declare that the connection between podcasts and baseball has been wrought at last, and that the evidence now resides on your very torso (and the upper 3/4 of your arms).