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Procrastination Socks

designed and sold by  Expired Brain Juice

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Description

This is the ultimate, hilariously realistic open-ended contract for anyone who completely refuses to commit to a specific timeline, deadline, or century. It brilliantly strings the listener along with a faint, polite glimmer of hope before aggressively slamming the door with absolute reality, proudly declaring to the world that while a task has technically entered your mental queue, the statistical probability of it ever manifesting into actual physical reality is safely tracking toward a flawless zero percent.

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Soft, stretchy crew socks with a ribbed cuff, classic fit, and arch support for everyday comfort.

Fits: US Men 6–10 / US Women 5–11 / UK 3–9.5 / EU 34–42.5 / AU Men 5.5–9.5 / AU Women 5–11

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