Action Socks
Description: Bring back the glory days of 90s gaming with this bold Duke Nukem design, featuring the ultimate action hero in all his explosive glory. Perfect for retro gaming fans, shooter enthusiasts, and lovers of over-the-top video game legends, this graphic tee is a must-have tribute to the king of one-liners and alien-blasting mayhem.
Description: Ever wanted to be part of the rowdiest, most legendary bar staff in cinematic history? The Double Deuce Staff tee is your unofficial uniform. Inspired by the cult classic Road House, this shirt is perfect for those who solve problems with a roundhouse kick and a bad attitude. Ideal for bar brawlers, 80s action movie fans, and anyone who appreciates a dive bar with personality. Just remember: "Be nice... until it's time to not be nice."
Description: Flamin' Groovies is an American rock band that formed in San Francisco in 1965, originally co-led by Roy Loney and Cyril Jordan. After the Groovies released three albums, on Epic (Supersnazz) and Kama Sutra (Flamingo and Teenage Head), Loney left the band in 1971. He was replaced as co-leader by Chris Wilson, and the band's emphasis shifted more toward British Invasion power pop
Description: In the mid '70s, the Six Million Dollar Man was all the rage, both on TV and as a play scale action figure. In 1976, Pulsar, the Ultimate Man of Adventure, came along as the off brand answer to Steve Austin. Pulsar stood a little taller than the Bionic Man, and instead of bionic parts, he had pumping veins with real fake blood that made his organs 'pulse.' Aside from that, his head flipped open like a waffle maker to reveal a 'laser disc player' where his mission discs could be loaded. They didn't actually do anything, but the concept was cool, especially for the '70s. So yeah, while Pulsar didn't have a network TV show or bionic parts, he did have clear chest skin that revealed his internal organs for some reason.
Description: Galaxy Warriors were one of the many MOTU imitator action figure lines that appeared in the '80s. The figures were produced by Sungold Toys in 1983 and resembled MOTU figures in scale, body shape, and in figure articulation. They were packaged with various weapons and armor, not unlike the originals. They can't exactly be considered knock offs in the sense that they were original characters, but were clearly riding on MOTU's coat tails. Somewhat ironically, Galaxy Warriors themselves actually knocked off by Sewco Toys, who copied the entire line, including the logo and characters, only changing the name from Galaxy Warriors to Galaxy Fighters.
Description: The infamous TRACTION PARK / Action Park. A living nightmare of dangerous rides, suicide jumps and accidents-waiting-to-happen. Action Park has been memorialized in a new documentary. What better time to show your New Jersey pride and remember this defunct disaster area of broken bones, bloody noses and ambulance rides. Funny gift for Action Park survivors.