Almost There Socks
Description: I'm almost there... just give me a little more time. A funny and relatable snail design celebrating slow progress, patience, procrastination, and taking life at your own pace. Perfect for slow walkers, procrastinators, overthinkers, introverts, and anyone who somehow always arrives eventually.
Description: For the chronically almost-on-time, this tee says what your ETA never can. Featuring the bold phrase “I Identify As Late. My Pronouns Are Almost/There,” this design delivers peak sarcasm with a side of relatable chaos. From the stressed-out alarm clock to the chill-but-slow sloth, every detail captures the daily struggle of running just a few minutes behind (every single time). Perfect for late risers, last-minute legends, and anyone whose “on the way” really means “just leaving now.” Soft, eye-catching, and guaranteed to get laughs (and knowing nods), this shirt turns your bad habit into your best personality trait.
Description: Luke Skywalker is on final approach to the Death Star and the infamous trench run and the rebel alliance last hope against the Galactic Empire. Han solo shouts Your'e All Clear Kid and its up to the young Jedi to deliver the devastating payload to the death star once and for all.
Description: The hardest part is right before the breakthrough. You're Almost There. This clean teal + grey block typography is built for the final rep, last mile, and 11th hour grind. The boxed "ALMOST" creates urgency — you can see the finish line. Perfect for runners, gym lovers, students in finals week, entrepreneurs in year 3, and anyone seconds away from quitting. Wear it when you need proof that pain is temporary but quitting lasts forever.
Description: Show off your unique style at the next poker night with the "I Identify As Late My Pronouns Are Almost There" t-shirt. This fun and quirky design is sure to spark conversation and laughter among friends. Make a statement and express your individuality with this bold and eye-catching tee.
Description: Buy "I Identify As Late My Pronouns Are Almost/There" now! You will become The Focus Of Attention when you wear our Shirts. We provide a wide variety of colors, size, types and designs. All colors on the color chart are available in our shop. Click our store "Magpieve" for more designs and style options.
Description: We're almost there and nowhere near it. All that matters is that we're going. Perfect inspiration for anyone and everyone!
We're almost there and nowhere near it. All that matters is that we're going. Socks
by StarsHollowMercantile
$20
Description: Close to the center. But not quite there. You're on the edge of something—your own feelings, your own life, your own self. Close enough to see the middle. Close enough to almost reach it. But you stay on the rim. Circling. Watching. Never stepping fully into the core. It's safer here. On the inside edge of the outside. Present, but not immersed. This one's for the ones who live in the margins of their own existence. For the ones who hover just outside the center of everything.
Description: We're almost there and nowhere near it. All that matters is that we're going. Wouldn't we all want to be in town square in the gazebo.
We're almost there and nowhere near it. All that matters is that we're going. Socks
by StarsHollowMercantile
$20
