Amir Socks

Description: Instagram is giving you the ol' how do ya do!

Description: Band-E Amir National Park Afghanistan Six Blue Lakes In The Mountains for travelers, visitors, and explorers. A perfect souvenir for anyone who loves travel, adventure, and geography.

Description: How many almonds would you say is the perfect amount?

Description: Wear this shirt and change your name (again).

Description: All hail to the Milkman, the Milkman, the Milkman!

Description: A’Mir Sears We Blessed IDK About U

Description: Amir Khan

Description: All jokes aside, to me seizing the cheese means to take advantage of the opportunities you find in life. They don't come along very often, so don't be a diva roach coward! and SEIZE THAT CHEESE! you have nothing to lose. TODAH!

Description: This is a shoutout to Chad Salad Aka a whole bunch of ridiculous other names Aka Ben Schwartz! It's his resume of various jobs as seen in Interrogator Part 1 starring Ben Schwartz himself.

Description: No one ever asks for a blast, especially not on a Thursday.

Description: Todah, todah, todah.

Description: Why be a troll and use paper, when you can grab a scroll and be as badass as Don Draper. What? The cops are chasing me? Are you sure you see 'em? Maybe that's cause I just yanked some scrolls from that dumb museum!

Description: This is an alternate version of the If I Were You logo tee that I designed.

Description: Jake Hurwitz is a one take kind of guy, cool, calm, and good in a pinch. He doesn't need any do-overs like the sneeze. He is the pinch, and he's good in a synch.

Description: Jake's alter ego from the "If I Were You" podcast show hosted by Jake and Amir. The Pinch.

Description: for all you diva roaches out there

Description: Oh you haven't heard? I am now officially and universally a famous actress...

Description: Get a little excited about this beast of a shirt!

Description: Get your crab claws out and grab onto these Tees where these two try and Seize the Cheese

Description: Be the person you were born to be. Yourself!!!

Description: This shirt memorializes the creation of the best website known to man. www.onealmond.com. It is absolutely nuts!

Description: Sometimes you just need to go to starbucks and order a trenta ice water. This shirt is #dope

Description: This is a tee-shirt based on the If I Were You podcast hosted by Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld.

Description: They really did.

Description: Astronaut accountants from outer space, revisited

Description: HOLY GUAC! This t-shirt thing is ridinky-donky!

Description: A little cartoon of Jake and Amir

Description: Let us tell you in advance, we can get you out of a pinch!

Description: Amir Khan Basketball

Description: Sick of people insulting your shirt. This shirt is good. People will like it. I like it...

Description: From the hilarious If I Were You podcast starring Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld.

Description: Everybody's favorite internet personality named Amir, shrunken down to pocket size. Carry him with you and you'll never be alone as long as you consider a drawing on a t-shirt a person. Todah rabah!

Description: A flag of the true heroes of the Olyntic games! This t-shirt is based on a joke from the Jake and Amir web series.

Description: Pick up this shirt in bloody ole England.

Description: Shirt number 1. Pros: It's cute, you can pee in it.