Bartender Socks
Description: " '—All You Zombies—' " is a science fiction short story by American writer Robert A. Heinlein. It was written in one day, July 11, 1958, and first published in the March 1959 issue of The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction after being rejected by Playboy. The story involves a number of paradoxes caused by time travel. In 1980, it was nominated for the Balrog Award for short fiction. "'—All You Zombies—'" further develops themes explored by the author in a previous work: "By His Bootstraps", published some 18 years earlier. Some of the same elements also appear later in The Cat Who Walks Through Walls (1985), including the Circle of Ouroboros and the Temporal Corps.
Description: This funny bartending quote says: you better not piss me off, it won't end well for you! Perfect for any awesome bartenders out there who don't take any nonsense from the bar patrons! Grab this cute bartending pun design for any cool bartenders in your life - whether they're your family or just your favorite bar's head bartender! Great gift idea for anyone in bartending school who loves bartending puns!
Description: This funny bartender shirt is perfect for anyone who knows how to mix drinks and jokes! Featuring the phrase “Sorry, The Nice Bartender Is Off Duty” with cool cocktail illustrations, this design shows your sense of humor even when you’re off the clock. It’s a great choice for days off, parties, or casual hangouts. The bold vintage-style typography and clean drink graphics make it stand out wherever you go