Bb Gun Socks
Description: Ralphie is going to shoot his eye out with that BB Rifle and hi's mom is going to wash his mouth out with soap if he doesn't stop cursing. Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, recommended, liked, great artwork, t-shirt design, must-have, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best selling t-shirt graphics, best trending
Description: This was the restaurant the Parkers went to eat their Christmas turkey. Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, recommended, liked, great artwork, t-shirt design, must-have, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best selling t-shirt graphics, best trending
Description: Celebrate the Holiday Season in style with our funny "Fra-Gee-Lay - It Must Be Italian - Christmas Story" tee! This funny t-shirt inspired by the classic Christmas movie features a leg lamp with a soft glow of electric sex and the caption "Fra-Gee-Lay", which everyone knows is Italian for fragile. It's perfect for Christmas movie lovers and is sure to turn heads and spark conversation wherever you go. Spread smiles with this leg lamp tee. It also makes a great Christmas gift! Whether you're at a family Christmas party, celebrating the holidays with friends, or blasting Christmas music as you enjoy a lazy winter day at home, this tee is sure to add a touch of Ralphie's charm to your winter outfit. Don't miss out on this funny Xmas tee!
Description: An iconic warning that went tragically ignored! Paying homage to the beloved holiday classic, this design features the famous line "You'll Shoot Your Eye Out, Kid" in vintage two-tone lettering alongside a pair of classic tortoiseshell spectacles with a shattered lens. Pairing warm retro nostalgia with deadpan holiday humor, it perfectly captures Ralphie’s unforgettable Christmas morning ricochet. A must-have graphic for movie buffs, 80s pop culture fans, and anyone who grew up dreaming of an official Red Ryder BB gun. Looks fantastic on graphic t-shirts, cozy holiday sweaters, sarcastic coffee mugs, holiday party tote bags, and die-cut laptop stickers!
Description: FRAGILE! The Parker family home in Hammond, Indiana is one of the most beloved addresses in holiday cinema — the house where Ralphie obsessed over a Red Ryder BB Gun, the leg lamp glowed in the window, and Christmas happened the way Christmas is supposed to happen.
Ralphie Parker's House A Christmas Story Starry Night Socks
by Bad Decisions
$14 $20
Description: Have a soap connoisseur on your Christmas list? Do they like fudge as well? You're in luck! We're proud to announce Ralphie's "Fine Soap-Flavored Fudge!" A perfect gift for all Christmas Story fans. We promise you won't be stricken blind. Just don't say the eff, dash, dash, dash word when you taste it's mellow smoothness!
