Because Socks
Description: I'm Mike, a queer artist in Portland, Oregon. The artwork on this shirt is based on my popular balloon art, and by buying it, you'll be supporting queer artists make more art. Also if I see you wearing it in public I will come up to you and embarrass myself (I promise I will not do this).
Puzzle Because Murder is Wrong | Funny Jigsaw Puzzle Socks
by LionKingShirts
$14 $20
Description: Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong Black Cat design. An angry stressed kitty holding a hot cup of coffee
Stressed Black Kitty - Coffee Because Murder is Wrong Socks
by Darkside Labs
$14 $20
Description: “Some People Are Alive Simply Because It’s Illegal to Kill Them” is a razor-sharp dark humor statement. Perfect for fans of edgy wit and unapologetic sarcasm, it’s a fierce way to express frustration with a wicked comedic twist.
Some People Are Alive Because Its Illegal to Kill - Dark Humor Socks
by NomiCrafts
$14 $20
Description: This is a great present for yourself, family, grandpa, grandma, mom, dad, daughter, son, sister, brother, uncle, aunt, boys, girls or anyone who support your birthday, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Family Day, Thanksgiving, Christmas or any special occasions.
Hippie Girl I'm Blunt Because God Rolled Me That Way Socks
by Phylis Lynn Spencer
$14 $20
Description: Dogs Because People Suck. Funny Dog Owner Design For All Dog Lovers. This design will make a perfect gift for anyone that loves fluffy, adorable, cute puppies. It is great on T-Shirts, Hoodies, Homewares or Pet Products.
Dogs Because People Suck. Funny Dog Owner Design For All Dog Lovers. Socks
by That Cheeky Tee
$14 $20
Description: Are you a handyman?! You can fix anything?! this will be the best gift idea for you and for all people who can fix anything and they love helping who broke something. "I'm Here Because You Broke Something" making the best present for your husband. your brother, your boyfriend, your dad,... on their birthday, or at Christmas, or on any other occasion.
Just-Because-You-are-Offended-Doesnt-Mean-You're-Right Socks
by Xtra Naughty
$14 $20
They Call Me PawPaw Because Partner In Crime Gift Fathers Day Socks
by eyelashget
$14 $20
Description: Unleash your inner weirdo with this retro 2000s-inspired graphic! My designs bring a touch of humor, sarcasm, and oddly specific memes to life. Whether it's a raccoon dropping truth bombs or an opossum saying something strange, these quirky and minimalist illustrations capture the spirit of vintage internet culture with a dash of absurdity. Perfect for anyone who appreciates the strange side of life, offbeat humor, or just loves a good raccoon or opossum moment.
Description: Funny shirts for dad and grandpa. This Funny Father's Day Shirt is a great gift idea for a son or daughter to give their dad on Fathers Day. Get inspiration for your own funny shirt here. One of the most memorable gifts you could give your dad is a Papa Shirt, but he'll certainly appreciate all the love and effort that went into it! Check out this Papa Shirt for your Grandpa.
Description: Dang. 34/34 I stand with trump spending the rest of his miserable life in prison.
I stand with trump spending the rest of his miserable life in prison Socks
by ohSnap
$14 $20
Description: Surely the Dark Arts aren't for the squeamish or the Faint of Heart. The ever blurring line between life and Death is one that One does not tread upon lightly. However, the benefits are great. Knowledge from beyond the grave can be a great boon to all humanity. ...Also, never having to cry over the loss of a beloved pet isn't a bad perk either, just sayin'. Order a size up if not sure, the Tees might run a smidgen small.
Description: I'm Here Because You Broke Something Funny Handyman T-Shirt Are you a handyman, contractor - just a handy man? A that can fix anything? Get the saw, screwdriver, hammer, drill and paintbrush - admire your handiwork. Painting, electrical, woodwork - you do it all. Great handyman gift for dad! Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
Description: I'm Here Because You Broke Something funny handyman distressed design featuring wrenches and screwdriver is perfect for the handy man, contractor, do it yourself fix it mechanic.
Retro Handyman I'm Here Because You Broke Something Socks
by RadStar Shirts and Gifts
$14 $20