Before Coffee Socks
Description: Some conversations require patience, understanding and at least one fully consumed cup of coffee. This grumpy little mug has activated noise cancellation, raised the warning finger and officially postponed all human interaction until the caffeine kicks in. Cool fact: Caffeine usually begins affecting the body within about 15 to 45 minutes after consumption.
Description: This hilarious death before decaf design with a funny skull will show off just how addicted you are to your coffee and your caffeine rush in the morning! Great gift idea for any coffee lover or caffeine addict! Grab this funny anti-decaf design for anyone in your life who needs a cup of coffee (not decaf!) in the morning to get going!
Description: Start your day with caffeine and chaos! This retro-style design features a grumpy opossum clutching a coffee cup with the phrase “Sorry for being annoying before coffee.” Perfect for coffee lovers, morning haters, and anyone who needs a strong brew to function. Add some weird charm to your morning routine!
Description: This train sign design features railroad approach signals indicating before coffee and after coffee status. Perfect for miniature model train car and locomotive collecting and building. If you enjoy tracks, terrain, model railroad scenery, n scale, o scale, or ho scale trains, then this is for you. Show your support for the hobby.
