Beware Socks
Description: Design is from a vintage illustration about "Jabberwocky", a nonsense poem written by Lewis Carroll about the killing of a creature named "the Jabberwock". It was included in his 1871 novel Through the Looking-Glass, and What Alice Found There, the sequel to Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.
Description: Embrace Chicago's Eccentric Tradition with our Malort Chicago Handshake Tee! Featuring the iconic 'Handshake' of Malort and Old Style, this shirt pays homage to the city's bold spirit and unique taste. Crafted with utmost comfort, wear it proudly to show your love for Chicago and a sense of adventure in trying this legendary liquor. Whether you're a local or just passing through, this shirt is a conversation starter, connecting you with fellow enthusiasts who have shared the unforgettable Malort experience. Join the quirky camaraderie, and let the world know you've conquered the infamous 'Chicago Handshake'!
Description: Unleash your inner sass with this striking font design featuring the bold quote "If I be waspish, best beware my sting" from Shakespeare's Taming of the Shrew, spoken by the fiery Katherina. Perfect for literary enthusiasts, this design captures the wit and fierce spirit of one of Shakespeare's most memorable characters. Whether you're a fan of classic literature or just love a good comeback, this design is sure to make a statement. Wear it proudly on t-shirts, hoodies, and more, and let everyone know that you're not to be trifled with!
Description: "Timeo Danaos et dona ferentes" is a Latin phrase from Aeneid (II, 49), written by Virgil between 29 and 19 BC. It has been paraphrased in English as the proverb "Beware of Greeks bearing gifts". Its literal meaning is "I fear the Danaans [Greeks], even those bearing gifts" or "even when they bear gifts". Most printed versions of the text have the variant ferentis instead of ferentes
Description: **Option 1 (Focus on humor):** Humorous back design. Sarcastic phrase, "My Wife Will Bury You." Playful jab. **Option 2 (Focus on message):** Bold statement on the back. "My Wife Will Bury You" conveys strong warning. **Option 3 (Focus on style):** Back graphic with a humorous edge. "My Wife Will Bury You" saying stands out.
