Bound Socks
Description: Edward Abbey quote: My loyalties will not be bound by national borders, or confined in time by one nation's history, or limited in the spiritual dimension by one language and culture. I pledge my allegiance to the damned human race, and my everlasting love to the green hills of Earth, and my intimations of glory to the singing stars, to the very end of space and time.
Description: Corporate bureaucracy thrives upon producing voluminous reports that serve zero purpose beyond justifying employment compensation. Salaried personnel spend weeks compiling dense paragraphs loaded with too complicated business terminology, buzzwords, and circular arguments. Everyone involved realizes that leadership will merely glance at the executive summary before filing the document away into cyberspace oblivion. Crafting these dense analytical monuments is not about communication; it is an elaborate financial exchange where compiling convoluted phrases guarantees salary deposits. The humor punctures workplace pretension, exposing how employees gladly churn out unreadable corporate gibberish simply to satisfy administrative requirements.
Description: Allman shirt Brothers pride — "I've got to run to keep from hidin' And I'm bound to keep on ridin'". vintage screen-print southern rock design for Allman fans and Brothers collectors — southern rock, 70s rock, jam band, blues rock, eatapeach, brothersandsisters. Perfect Allman graphic tee Brothers gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days. Soft, high-quality Brothers lovers fabric — Allman spirit built to last wash after wash. Since 1971.
Description: Eminem old school shirt — "I'm a space bound rocket ship and your heart's the moon". vintage screen-print design for Eminem fans, rap, rapper, hip hop, hiphop, musician, metal lovers and collectors. The perfect Eminem gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 2010.
Description: Eminem old school shirt — "I'm a space bound rocket ship and your heart's the moon". vintage screen-print design for Eminem fans, hip hop, rap, hip hop music gift, vintage rap, concert music, hip hop album art lovers and collectors. The perfect Eminem gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 2010.
