Carbs Socks
Description: A monochrome composition featuring bold white text on a black background. The text reads "I GOT 99 Problems AND THEY'RE ALL CARBS" arranged in three distinct lines with varying font styles.
I Got 99 Problems And They're All Carbs Text Socks
by funnymushroomz
$14 $20
’Twas the Carbs M’Lord – Funny Medieval Frog Knight Socks
by Alexander_Otany
$14 $20
’Twas the Carbs M’Lord – Funny Medieval Frog Knight Socks
by Alexander_Otany
$14 $20
Description: A detailed vintage illustration of a classic four-barrel carburetor paired with the phrase "Good Carbs." Perfect for mechanics, hot rod enthusiasts, muscle car owners, drag racers, classic car restorers, gearheads, automotive technicians, and anyone passionate about high-performance engines.
Description: A proud orange tabby cat knight marches into battle with a sword, royal cape, and a bread-emblazoned shield beneath the funny quote “’Twas the Carbs M’Lord.” Blending medieval fantasy, foodie humor, and classic feline confidence, this detailed illustration is perfect for cat lovers, carb enthusiasts, bread fans, Renaissance fair visitors, fantasy readers, and anyone whose true weakness is freshly baked bread.
'Twas the Carbs M'Lord – Funny Medieval Cat Knight Socks
by Daeris.art
$14 $20
Description: Hilarious medieval cat ruling over carbs in regal style. Perfect for foodie royalty!
Twas The Carbs M Lord - Funny Medieval Fat Cat Design Socks
by lucky double 6
$14 $20
Description: Power through your heaviest barbell sets knowing exact Mexican cravings await you with this retro gym illustration featuring loaded taco weight plates. Built for grueling deadlift sessions, post-workout Taco Tuesday feasts, or crushing personal records at your CrossFit box, this playfully athletic aesthetic fuels your gains with pure flavor. Add this taco fitness motivation apparel to your cart right now and lift heavy for the feast you deserve.
Description: Dragon Might Be Crazy Might Just Need Carbs You Will Never Know Diabetes Awareness
Dragon Might Be Crazy Might Just Need Carbs You Will Never Know Diabetes Awareness Socks
by Pollycaw
$14 $20
Description: Bring the perfect Friendgiving vibe with this funny “FRIENDSGIVING: LESS JUDGMENT. MORE CARBS.” design. Great for friends who show up for laughs, good food, and zero stress. A fun Thanksgiving-style design for dinner parties, matching group outfits, and anyone who knows the best holiday memories start with extra carbs.
Description: Fuel your passion for pasta, bread, and pastries with this hilarious "I Only Ride So I Can Eat More Carbs" design! Built for food-loving cyclists, road bikers, mountain bikers, and two-wheel enthusiasts who treat every hill climb as a direct transaction for extra calories. Perfect for group rides, weekend cycling events, bike path cruising, and especially post-ride bakery and coffee stops. Makes an awesome gift for cycling dads, biking grandpas, birthday cyclists, Christmas, and anyone who uses pedal power primarily to justify another slice of pizza!
Description: A chubby happy cat enjoying a cheesy slice of pizza with zero regrets. Perfect for pizza lovers, cat enthusiasts, and anyone who believes carbs make life better.
Funny Pizza Cat Carbs Today Worries Away Vintage Socks
by Ji Illustrator
$14 $20
Description: A cartoon-style brown bear with rosy cheeks smiles while holding a slice of pepperoni pizza in one hand and using a pizza cutter on a whole pizza with the other. Text above reads 'THIS IS HOW I' and below reads 'I CUT CARBS' in bold, distressed white letters.
THIS IS HOW I I CUT CARBS with Cartoon Bear Eating Pizza Socks
by Airun Real
$14 $20
Good Carbs Fuel And Air Perfection Mechanics Socks
by Purple Flowers
$14 $20
Description: Knights and Ren Faire or Renaissance Festival gift perfect medieval supply, knight decor or jousting design. Awesome knight party accessory and joust supply for knight fans and jousting enthusiasts.
Funny Knight Frog Meme Ren Faire Medieval Carbs Socks
by ShirTomDesigns
$14 $20
Twas the Carbs M’Lord – Medieval Frog Knight Bread Humor Socks
by butterfly hotel
$14 $20
Twas the Carbs M’Lord – Medieval Frog Knight Bread Humor Socks
by butterfly hotel
$14 $20
Description: Breadwinner Powered By Carbs Funny Gym Bread Lifting Weights Fuel your workout with this hilarious bread-themed gym piece. This item is perfect for anyone who loves carbs and hitting the weights.
Breadwinner Powered By Carbs Funny Gym Bread Lifting Weights Socks
by Cryptic Pawz
$14 $20
Description: Declare your allegiance to all things delicious with our “’Twas the Carbs, M’Lord” Hungry Frog Sword Tee! This cheeky design features a regal frog knight brandishing his sword in protest—blaming those irresistible carbs for his chivalrous woes. Printed on ultra-soft, breathable cotton, it’s perfect for foodies, carb enthusiasts, and anyone with a taste for medieval puns. Wear it to brunch, bake sales, or just lounging with a loaf of your favorite bread. Makes a great gift for bakers, carb lovers, and pun aficionados!