Chainsaw Socks
Description: “Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?” — Ash Williams S-Mart was the department store that Ash and Linda worked at. Its slogan is: "Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart." S-Mart only appeared on film in the third installment of the Evil Dead trilogy, Army of Darkness, but it went on to become a major setting for the Army of Darkness comic books based of the Army of Darkness film published from 2004 to 2013. In the comics, it is shown that S-Mart is owned and managed by Mr. Smart, a large elderly man with thick glasses and a handlebar mustache.
Description: If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here...with a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
Colorful Text Chainsaw Arborist Lumberjack Woodworking Woodworker Carpenter Carpentry Socks
by Good Vibes
$14 $20
Failed Shelving Unit with Stupid Stuck Chainsaw and Applesauce Socks
by Dean Cole Design
$14 $20
Description: Hes From Texas I Can Tell design featuring Leatherface with chainsaw in vintage retro style with farmhouse and sunset. Perfect Texas Chainsaw Massacre horror movie fan apparel for t-shirts and hoodies.
Hes From Texas I Can Tell Leatherface Chainsaw Horror Movie Vintage Retro Style Fan Apparel Socks
by America First
$14 $20