Charge Socks
Description: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A LEFTIST: Wake up at noon; Charge their phone; Order fast food on parents’ card; Twerk; Be bisexual; Quote passages from books they've never read; Call everyone they disagree with a "FASCIST"; Remain unemployed, drift; Blame Republicans and Donald Trump; Cry and bed;
Night Shift Charge: Don't Page Me Unless It's Real Socks
by grizzlex
$14 $20
Description: Question the hierarchy of the cosmos with this retro-inspired surveillance of the multiverse. Featuring a breakdown of various extraterrestrial visitors—from Greys to Reptilians—this piece is for the truth-seekers and sci-fi aficionados. A vintage aesthetic for those who believe the truth is out there, and it's probably complicated.
Description: Make a statement with this bold 'Can Someone Please Just Put A Woman in Charge' design, perfect for advocates of women's empowerment and equality. This humorous tee is ideal for anyone who believes in strong female leadership and wants to spread a powerful message. A great gift for feminists and activists alike!
Description: Sorry I Can't I Have to Charge My Crystals, which makes a great gift idea for someone who loves crystals or is a wiccan. With a crystal themed design that has taken inspiration from witchcraft, this will remain a staple in your wardrobe for years to come. Grab this cute and funny crystal healing design for a crystal lover. Wiccan witchy design with illustrations of crystals perfect for anyone who loves all things crystals.
Description: Four battery indicators are displayed against a black background. The top left shows a battery at approximately 60% charge labeled "4 PEOPLE". The top right shows a battery at approximately 50% charge labeled "5 PEOPLE". The bottom left shows a battery at approximately 10% charge labeled "6 PEOPLE". The bottom right shows a battery at approximately 5% charge labeled "7 PEOPLE". The text "MY SOCIAL BATTERY" is at the top.
Description: A vintage style poster featuring 'The Peacemaker' in large text at the top. Below, 'Howe & Howe Ripsaw EV1' is displayed. The central element is a red, tracked vehicle resembling a car with a turret. The bottom text reads 'Chrysyer Valiayt Charge Bullet Farm Brand Safety Matches'.
Description: The whiteboard was empty. Administration was not pleased. A darkly relatable design for nurses, doctors, and every healthcare worker who knows paperwork hits harder than any diagnosis. Great gift for nurse appreciation week, nursing grads, ER staff, and anyone who lives in scrubs.
