Chart Socks
Description: A masterclass in wildlife osteology. This premium alternative garment from the ELARROGANTE 2026 campaign by dubiousart2026 showcases an authentic deer skull biology chart. Blending a professional veterinary anatomy study with a rugged hunting trophy aesthetic, this cervus elaphus graphic is engineered for wilderness explorers, backcountry scouts, and scientific minds. Absolute elite cult wear.
Deer Skull Anatomy Diagram | Cervus elaphus Scientific Illustration Socks
by Dubious Symbolic Art Work
$20
Description: Vintage natural history poster "UNIVERSITAS NATURALIS TAB. XXIII MYCOLOGIA - FUNGI Mundus Mirabilis" featuring 6 detailed mushroom illustrations on aged parchment - Fig.1 Amanita muscaria, Fig.2 Cantharellus cibarius Chanterelle, Fig.3 Morchella esculenta Morel, Fig.4 Psilocybe semilanceata, Fig.5 Boletus edulis Porcini, Fig.6 Coprinus comatus Shaggy Ink Cap - with spore diagrams, scientific notes, and ornate baroque borders. Bold center banner "ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE SOME ONLY ONCE" and footer "HABITAT + MORPHOLOGIA + SPORAE + OBSERVATIONES - In Natura Omnia Sunt, Sed Non Omnia Pro Omnibus". Perfect for mycologists, mushroom hunters, foragers, and vintage biology lovers.
Description: This hilarious cat mood chart design features a curled-up sleeping cat divided into labeled zones like 'Certain Death,' 'Sure,' 'Nah,' and 'Grrrr' — a purrfectly sarcastic diagram of feline personality. Bold white line art on black makes this moody kitty illustration a standout piece for any cat lover or pet humor enthusiast. An ideal gift for birthdays, holidays, or anyone who truly understands the unpredictable temperament of cats.
Description: Calling all bird watchers and nature lovers with a quirky sense of humor! This hilarious design features a vintage-style educational chart parody titled "How To Identify Birds." It perfectly labels various colorful species perched on a large branching tree simply as "BIRD," while hilariously pointing out a cute squirrel sitting at the roots as "NOT A BIRD." This sarcastic nature graphic is the ultimate gag gift for birders, hikers, campers, ornithology enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates a good animal meme or dry dad joke.
Description: An ornate, vintage apothecary scene featuring crystal decanters of "Liquid Luck", dried mushrooms, spell books, and potion vials in neon green, purple, and magenta tones under the phrase "Spells & Potions - Curated for the Modern Witch". Built for modern practitioners, tarot readers, and lovers of dark aesthetic alchemy.
Description: Are you an expert ornithologist or just someone who loves nature and a good laugh? This hilarious design features a vintage-style educational chart titled "How To Identify Birds." It perfectly labels various colorful species like eagles, parrots, bluebirds, hummingbirds, and owls as simply "BIRD," while hilariously pointing out a confused squirrel at the bottom as "NOT A BIRD." Complete with outdoor exploring gear like binoculars and a compass, this sarcastic nature graphic is the ultimate gag gift for bird watchers, hikers, campers, and anyone who appreciates dry humor and animal memes.
Description: A fierce synthesis of ancient textures and digital chaos. This premium alternative garment from the ELARROGANTE 2026 drop by dubiousart2026 features a bold stay wild shirt configuration. Showcasing an exotic iguana lizard paired with a gritty cold blood hot attitude motto, the vibrant neon tribal frames and detailed reptile illustration deliver a massive visual impact built for global rebels.
Description: Vintage mycology poster "A FIELD GUIDE TO MUSHROOMS Fungi of the Forest" featuring 7 detailed illustrations - Fig.1 Amanita muscaria Fly Agaric, Fig.2 Cantharellus cibarius Chanterelle, Fig.3 Boletus edulis Porcini, Fig.4 Coprinus comatus Shaggy Ink Cap, Fig.5 Morchella esculenta Morel, Fig.6 Pleurotus ostreatus Oyster Mushroom, Fig.7 Galerina marginata Deadly Galerina - with spore print diagrams on aged parchment. Bold center text "ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE SOME ONLY ONCE" and footer "FOR PEOPLE WHO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN EDIBLE AND DANGEROUS FUNGI." Perfect for mushroom hunters, mycologists, foragers, and dark humor fungi lovers who love vintage scientific illustration.
Description: Vintage horticultural poster design with header "A SMALL GUIDE TO BEAUTIFUL PLANTS SOME WITH A DARKER SIDE" featuring six ornamental toxic plants - Digitalis purpurea Foxglove, Lilium candidum Madonna Lily, Nerium oleander Oleander, Datura stramonium Jimsonweed, Paeonia officinalis Common Peony, and Convallaria majalis Lily of the Valley - in detailed colorful botanical illustrations. Bold center banner "ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE SOME ONLY ONCE" and footer "KNOW PLANTS. KNOW BETTER. OBSERVE LEARN RESPECT" on aged cream background with ornate green border. Perfect for dark humor plant lovers, gardeners, botanists, and vintage botanical art fans.
Description: A charming dog breed alphabet showcasing 26 beloved canine breeds from Akita to Xoloitzcuintli, each illustrated in colorful detail beside their corresponding letter. This dog lover features popular pups like Beagle, Dalmatian, Poodle, Rottweiler, and Samoyed in a fun educational breed guide style. Perfect as a gift for dog enthusiasts, puppy owners, and pet lovers on birthdays, holidays, or any occasion celebrating man's best friend.
Description: Vintage herbarium poster "FLORA SILVESTRIS EUROPAE HERBARIUM Tab. XXVII" featuring 7 detailed botanical illustrations on aged parchment - No.1 Digitalis purpurea Foxglove, No.2 Achillea millefolium Yarrow, No.3 Rubus fruticosus Blackberry, No.4 Convallaria majalis Lily of the Valley, No.5 Aquilegia vulgaris Columbine, No.6 Rosa canina Dog Rose, No.7 Sambucus nigra Elder - with measurements and ornate baroque borders. Bold center text "ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE SOME ONLY ONCE" and footer "NATURA DOCET - Not everything that grows is meant to keep you." Perfect for botanists, foragers, plant lovers, and dark humor vintage natural history fans.
Description: Chart now, cry later! This funny nurse design celebrates the daily reality of nursing with a little dry hospital humor and a whole lot of personality. Featuring a vintage-inspired charting theme, it’s perfect for registered nurses, nursing staff, healthcare workers, and anyone who understands the never-ending charting life. A fun nurse gift for birthdays, Nurse Appreciation Week, graduation, coworkers, or your favorite hardworking RN. Wear it on your next shift and give the whole nursing crew something to smile about!
Description: A dark celestial chart with a black background, depicting various star constellations. Each constellation is marked with a name in white text. Some stars are represented by white, yellow, blue, orange, and grey dots and shapes. The overall style is reminiscent of old astronomical charts.
Description: This is a laser-focused power statement for the ultimate market minimalist who has completely tuned out the noise of the world. It proudly declares that you don't waste time on mainstream media narratives, celebrity drama, or political theater—because the only data feed that actually matters to your financial future is the un-hackable, real-time truth of the global ledger.
Description: A hilarious and adorable types of cats comparison chart featuring colorful illustrated felines including the aristocat, orange cat, cool cat, and more — each with their own quirky personality label. This cute kawaii-style cat infographic is perfect for any cat lover, cat mom, or kitten enthusiast who loves funny feline humor. Makes a purrfect gift for birthdays, holidays, or any occasion celebrating crazy cat people.
Description: Navigate the humorous cycle of fatherhood with this witty Everyday Dad Brain Flowchart. Perfect for the tired dad life, this illustration breaks down the daily grind routine of sleep, coffee, work, and repeat. Share a laugh with fellow parents about the relatable, coffee-fueled journey of raising kids.
