Commit Socks
Description: A dark background with white text reads '$ In Case of Fire,'. Below that, in green text, it says 'git commit,' and 'git push,'. The bottom line, in yellow, states ': ~ or Leave Building,'. To the right is a white silhouette of a person running.
In Case of Fire, Git Commit, Git Push, or Leave Building Running Person Socks
by DORI STORE
$14 $20
Description: A monochrome collage-style composition with a "WARNING" header. It features four icons representing "CONFUSED", "OVERLY OPTIMISTIC ESTIMATES", "COFFEE ADDICTED", and "AVOIDANT OF DOCUMENTATION". Below these, "SOFTWARE DEVELOPER" is prominently displayed. A section titled "BASIC PRINCIPLES" lists several points, followed by "99% OF THE TIME, IS: TIRED."
Warning Software Developer Confused Overly Optimistic Coffee Addicted Avoidant of Documentation Basic Principles Socks
by CAYUT TRUCK
$14 $20
Description: A black background with white text and icons. The top reads "IN CASE OF FIRE". Below are icons and text. On the left, a flame next to "git commit". Below that, two connected circles next to a line ending in a circle with a hyphen above it, followed by "git push" next to an upward arrow in a rectangle. Lastly, "exit building" next to an arrow pointing left in a rectangle labeled "EXIT".
Description: A green frog with bright orange eyes and black spots wears a grey wizard hat adorned with white stars. It is riding a silver scooter with orange toes gripping the handles and feet on the deck. Arcing text above the frog reads "OFF TO COMMIT TOM FOOLERY". The background is black.
Frog on Scooter with Wizard Hat "OFF TO COMMIT TOM FOOLERY" Socks
by WADUK STORE
$14 $20
Description: A cartoon drawing features a green frog wearing a grey striped witch hat riding a red scooter. The frog has yellow eyes and green spots. The frog is centered on a black background. Below the frog is the phrase "Off to commit tom foolery" written in a stylized font.
Frog With Witch Hat on Scooter "Off to commit tom foolery" Socks
by rosemariana
$14 $20
Off to commit tom foolery Funny Witch Frog Hoverboard Socks
by WhimsyRealm Studio
$14 $20
Description: The design features a software development themed message in a pixelated white font on a black background. The text reads "In case of Fire:" followed by three lines: ">> git commit", ">> git push", and ">> git out". The layout is simple and direct.
In case of Fire: git commit, git push, git out Socks
by CLAIRO MAINE STUDIO
$14 $20
Description: A pixelated, retro-style design on a black background. It features three distinct sections. The top section shows a circular icon with a line, labeled 'git commit'. The middle section displays a branching diagram, labeled 'git push'. The bottom section shows a figure running towards an open door, labeled 'git outta here'. All elements and text are in a bright green hue.
Git Commit Git Push Git Outta Here Pixelated Socks
by lauren dephyls studio
$14 $20
Description: God forbid I commit a little tax fraud while the rich eat children. Relatable money and finance humor about being broke, debt, taxes, cash, or credit.
God forbid I commit a little tax fraud while the rich eat children Socks
by predaa
$14 $20
Description: A humorous scene depicting a programmer, hunched over a computer with code on the screen, looking distressed. To the left, a menacing figure in a hockey mask and tattered clothing, holding a bloody knife, stands in a doorway. Red text at the bottom reads "REMEMBER KIDS: BAD CODE CAN COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU!".
Description: A round emblem with several horizontal stripes in shades of red, orange, yellow, and teal. The text "OFF TO COMMIT" is written around the top arc of the circle and the text "TOM FOOLERY" is written around the bottom arc. A goose with a raccoon riding on its back is centered over the stripes.
God-Forbid-I-Commit-A-Little-Tax-Fraud-While-The-Elites-Eat-Children Socks
by Retro Paws & Pixels
$14 $20
Description: Grab this gag fun Off To Commit Shenanigans Frog T-Shirt for your mom, dad, husband, wife, son, daughter, brother, sister, boyfriend, girlfriend or best friend! It's the perfect gift idea for Birthday, Father's Day, Mother's Day or Christmas! This funny Off To Commit Shenanigans Frog T-Shirt is the perfect humorous saying sarcastic tee tank top pj pajama clothes apparel for men, women, boys, girls, kids, toddlers, youth & teens who loves jokes quotes humor puns memes and sarcasms
Off to Commit Shenanigans Frog Funny Medieval Men Women Kids Socks
by Bloom_art_theory
$14 $20
Off to Commit Fourth of July Foolery Frog on Scooter Socks
by PLISKET CREATIVE
$14 $20
God-Forbid-I-Commit-A-Little-Tax-Fraud-While-The-Elites-Eat-Children Socks
by Retro Paws & Pixels
$14 $20
Description: A bold satirical quote for fans of dark humor, political sarcasm, and anti-elite commentary. “God Forbid I Commit a Little Tax Fraud While the Elites Eat Children” pokes fun at perceived double standards between ordinary people and powerful elites. Featuring bold pastel typography on a clean black background, this design is made for fans of edgy political memes, rebellious humor, and provocative social commentary. A conversation-starting statement for anyone who enjoys sharp, unconventional humor.
Description: Embark on a quest of harmless mischief in this whimsical Off To Commit Tomfoolery Shirt depicting a determined raccoon in a flowing cape holding the reins of a giant garden snail. A charming cottagecore and fantasy-humor Shirt for all ages.
Off To Commit Tomfoolery Raccoon In Cape Riding Giant Snail Socks
by NLokivirart
$14 $20