Computer Programmer Socks
Description: New and improved! Now with v3.0 web-scale compatible reactive paradigm and seamless property-driven development test suite. There are only 2 hard problems in computer science: 0. Cache invalidation 1. Naming things 7. Asynchronous callbacks 2. Off-by-one errors 3. Buffer overrun Fun fact! When I first thought of adding the Buffer Overrun line, I tried pasting a random `erl_crash.dump` file that I ran through this unicode mangling tool (https://lunicode.com/creepify). The following hilarious things happened: 1. Atom Editor completely crashed. I had to switch to using TextWrangler to even be able to edit it at all. 2. Trying to paste the unicode block in here caused Google Chrome to crash, so I trimmed the text down t...
Description: Mysterious to the casual observer, this shirt will appeal to system administrators and hackers alike. The Bash shell command ":(){ :|:& };:" will crash a system by repeatedly forking processes causing the computer to run out of memory due to recursion. Perfect Tshirt whether you're a system administrator, software developer, hacker, or if you just love coding and geeky computer puns. Great to wear at tech conferences, geek events, or just in the lab. Includes the sarcastic comment "You're forked"
Description: Video Game T-Shirt - Retro console gamer design. Make your 8-bit choice... wear retro as if you were in 80's!
Gaming: Retro Old-School Japan Gamer T-Shirt Socks
by Tee Zone Artworks - Apparel & Accessories
$20
Description: The Keyboard Warrior seeks to use the power imbued in his 'weapon' to effect death and destruction (in a strictly-metaphorical sense) upon his foes (other virtual identities he has encountered on the internet). In essence, the keyboard (ie. text input ability) allows the keyboard warrior to manifest his true warrior nature in a safe and removed environment, from which no real-life repercussions .
Description: This clever design plays on the binary code theme, making it an ideal gift for programmers, computer scientists, and coding enthusiasts. Whether you're deep in the world of tech or simply love all things related to computers, this fun and minimalist design celebrates the logic and creativity behind coding. It’s a great way to show off your passion for programming while keeping things light and humorous. Perfect for students, developers, or anyone in the tech industry looking for a stylish and playful nod to their love for coding.
