Corny Socks
Description: Have yourself a CORNY little Christmas...... Corn Happens! Show off your Corn Happens! Attitude with apparel from teepublic!!!! Find out more at www.cornhappens.com. Adopt the Corn Happens! Attitude. Laugh in the face of life’s crap. Be like Conrad the Corn and never let frustration, disappointment, and failure keep you down. Remember, Corn Happens!, just wipe it off. “We know SH*T HAPPENS but CORN HAPPENS! too.“ - Conrad the Corn “Be tough like a corn kernel!“ - Conrad the Corn “CORN HAPPENS! Just wipe it off!” - Conrad the Corn
Description: Behold the fury. Witness the squeal. Tremble before the cosmic chaos of a screaming opossum wielding lightning like a caffeinated demigod. This isn’t your backyard trash panda—this is the Possum Lord, risen from the misty void to reclaim his throne and possibly your leftover pizza. Perfect for fans of surreal animal art, chaotic neutral energy, and anyone who’s ever screamed into the void and gotten a lightning bolt in return. Wear it proudly and let the universe know: the Possum Lord has awakened... and he’s not here for your judgment.
Description: We all know that one person who starts playing Christmas carols the second the clock strikes midnight on December 1st (and possibly in November too!). So hold on to your reindeer coz it's Jingle Bells all the way! Funny Christmas T-Shirt, great gift for the Christmas-loving person who just lives for the silly season.
Description: Are you the crazy uncle or dad who always has the corny jokes? This jolly pumpkin jack o lantern will make your friends and family laugh and ask for more jokes. Wear this pumpkin king of puns to the Halloween party, trick or treating or around the Thanksgiving dinner table. Great gift for anyone who enjoys humor and loves to entertain with horrible puns. Graphic license Vecteezy.