Crows Funny Socks
Description: A cute ghost hammering himself into his own coffin. Three crows helping drive in the nails. I guess the next step is to go dig your own grave? Motivational poster or black-hearted irony?Gallows humor abounds! Channel your inner goth, or just deflect the world's increasing chaos through dark sarcasm. This ghost is here for it! Part of my ongoing Existential Dead series, exploring burnout and emotional exhaustion through dark humor and sarcasm.
Description: Introducing our "Funny Crows Before Bros Support Your Local Murder" design—a perfect mix of dark humor and bird lover charm! This witty and eye-catching apparel is ideal for those who appreciate a good pun and have a soft spot for the mysterious, intelligent crows that often gather in groups known as a "murder." Perfect for bird enthusiasts, goth fans, or anyone who loves quirky, offbeat humor, this design brings a unique vibe to any outfit. Whether you’re out for a nature walk, hanging with friends, or simply want to show off your love for these clever birds, this tee is sure to get some knowing nods and laughs.
Description: This is Attempted Murder, the perfect tees for those who love funny quote, sarcasm, sarcastic Attempted Murder. Great gift for dad, uncle, grandpa, aunt, kids, brother, sister, siblings, women, mom, mum, auntie, grandmom, girlfriend, wife and friends. this merch top as a Attempted Murder sarcastic humor.
Description: A darkly funny gothic bird design featuring two black ravens perched on a branch beneath bold distressed Attempted Murder lettering. The artwork plays on the classic murder of crows phrase with a sharp visual pun, blending macabre humor, spooky wildlife, and dramatic feather detail. The cracked typography, black background, and intense raven illustration create a strong gothic mood for fans of bird jokes, dark comedy, and clever animal wordplay.
Description: "Totally Ungovernable” with a detailed illustration of a crow perched on a hand. Perfect for fans of dark humor, sarcastic quotes, punk attitude, and alternative fashion. Great as a gift for rebellious spirits, crow lovers, or anyone who enjoys expressing individuality with style. A unique graphic tee that combines gothic vibes, humor, and bold animal artwork
Description: AND NOW TO OVER-EXPLAIN THE JOKE: Based on old folk tales and superstitions, a group of crows is called a "murder". There are only 2 crows here, and that can hardly be classified as a group. So, therefore, they wouldn't be considered a "murder". They're trying (or attempting) to become a bigger group. Hence, "Attempted Murder". Get it?
Description: Have Murder Without Probable Caws Crow Pun You Can't Humor with This You Cant Have Murder Without Probable Caws Crow Pun features cartoon crows on a branch with star accents and a funny legal wordplay twist. Crow humor fans and bird pun ones can enjoy the courtroom style joke in the You Cant Have Murder Without Probable Caws Crow Pun
Description: A vivid flock of colorful crows gathers in midair around the witty phrase “Murder in Progress.” Built around the classic name for a group of crows, this playful corvid design combines clever bird humor, gothic energy, and striking neon colors for crow lovers, birdwatchers, raven fans, and anyone who enjoys dark nature puns.
Description: A unique and funny gothic-inspired design featuring a crow with roses and the phrase “Crows Before Bros – Support Your Local Murder.” Perfect for crow lovers, bird enthusiasts, goth fashion fans, and anyone who enjoys dark humor with a vintage aesthetic. Great gift idea for Halloween, animal lovers, and alternative style fans.
