Cybertron Socks
Autobot Jazz G1 Shield Transformer B Socks
by Prometheus 31 Retro Vintage Geek Nostalgia Merch
$14 $20
Description: I, Starscream, Decepticon warrior and rightful leader of the universe, urge you, insignificant humans, to surrender to the irresistible allure of Stars Kreme donuts. These fried delights will make your spark quiver with pleasure, just like how I obliterate Autobots with my Null Rays. So head to your nearest Stars Kreme location and indulge in the explosion of sugar and flavor in your mouth, just like how I never miss my targets.
Description: Situated over at sub-level six on Cybertron's lower-east quadrant, or just east of the High Council Pavilions in Iacon, is one of Cybertron's most renowned enterprises: Maccadam's Old Oil House—the biggest single source of black market fuel on the entire planet. Its main attraction, beyond the excellent service, exceptionally pure oil and general selection of fuel, is that the proprietors make no distinction between Autobots, Neutralists, and Decepticons. If you can pay, you can stay.
