D4 Socks
Description: Drink up before your hit points drop with this funny Hydrate Or Take 1D4 Thirst Damage design. This hilarious tabletop RPG graphic features a badass skeleton warrior holding a glowing flask alongside a four-sided dice. A perfect gift for roleplaying gamers and game masters who love a good fantasy joke.
Hydrate Or Take 1D4 Thirst Damage Funny RPG Dice Socks
by Fenay Designs
$14 $20
Description: This was one of the funniest lines uttered during the D4 Dungeons & Dragons charity episode "Kobolds In the Hobold", by the game's DM Patrick Logan (@PatrickLoganD4). The quote comes from an NPC called 'Sophocles, the World's Most Educated Trout', as he shows up to try & advise the player characters against some dangerous situations, but is then thanked & ignored, to which he exclaims his inability to stop them. For more merriment (and emotional rollercoasters), check out the D4 stream Sundays at 7pm ET on Twitch.TV/RockPunchATL! My thanks to Logan for this & other inspirations!
I Cannot Stop You, Because I am a Trout! Socks
by The Draconic Verses
$14 $20
Description: Will a metallic dragon still eat an adventurer if it's hungry? Send your least favorite party member to find out.
I Drink & I Roll Things (Metallic Dragon / White) Socks
by Moon Phoenix Crafts & Designs
$14 $20
I Drink & I Roll Things (Chromatic Dragon / Black) Socks
by Moon Phoenix Crafts & Designs
$14 $20