Danger Socks
Description: The Banana Splits was an American children's television variety show. Featuring the Banana Splits, a fictional rock band composed of four costumed animal characters in red helmets with yellow crests. The costumed hosts are Fleegle (guitar, vocals), Bingo (drums, vocals), Drooper (bass, vocals), and Snorky (keyboards, effects).
Description: "Welcome to Fear City" was a pamphlet, published in 1975 by a coalition of public-sector unions calling itself the Council for Public Safety, was ostensibly a guide meant for tourists who wanted to avoid danger during their visit to the big city. To a current-day New Yorker, its rules for safe conduct are laughable: Don't take the subway; never leave midtown Manhattan; stay inside after 6 p.m., no matter what neighborhood you're in.
Description: A new chapter in The Caution Man Chronicles—this time, with claws. This design features the classic hazard sign aesthetic paired with a lurking cat and the all-too-real warning: "Beware: Cat May Initiate Sudden Ambush." Inspired by those unexpected ninja attacks from under couches, beds, or pure spite. Perfect for cat owners, pet lovers, or anyone who’s ever had to explain a scratch as “playful.” With a bold parody style and thick-figure caution symbol vibes, this graphic hilariously honors the domestic predator in your life. Ideal for fans of funny pet danger tees, sarcastic animal warnings, and cat behavior you definitely didn’t sign
Beware: Cat May Initiate Sudden Ambush – Funny Pet Danger Tee Socks
by 4u2c Apparel
$14 $20
Description: Whether you have altruistic intentions or pervy ulterior motives, get this now. White Van Tinted Windows Hitchhiker Danger Scuzzy Road Hazard Offensive Questionable Guy with a Van Love Shack Bed in the Back T-Shirt Tee by House Of HaHa Creator Artist and Perv Magnet Good Girl Melody Gardy ---------- House of HaHa is a small artist owned independent t-shirt brand created by artists Aaron and Melody Gardy. We started House Of HaHa hoping to use our talents in art and humor to celebrate our love for laughing and geek cultures and hopefully free us from our unhappy day jobs in the process. Being the dreamers we are, we also wanted to make the world a better place at the same time - even if we were only creating a few extra laughs in the...
Need A Ride Creepy Candy Get in the Van Sleazy Creep Socks
by House Of HaHa
$14 $20
