Darkness Socks
Description: Celebrate the once-in-a-lifetime experience of the April 8, 2024, Total Solar Eclipse with our exclusive t-shirts and mugs! Our unique design features the moon's silhouette in the center with the sun's corona shining from underneath, perfectly capturing the essence of this rare astronomical event. Above the image is the date April 8, 2024, (don't be late) along with the words, 'Front Row Seat,' meaning residents in several locations will enjoy the full blackout! Each design highlights one of the 12 states that will experience total darkness during the eclipse, including Texas, Oklahoma, Indiana, New Hampshire, Vermont, New York, Missouri, Kentucky, Arkansas, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and Maine.
Description: Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
