Dent Socks
Description: The dolphins are the second most intelligent species on the planet Earth, only surpassed by mice, although many outside observers don't know about the mice. They long ago knew of Earth's planned destruction and tried to communicate this to humans who misinterpreted it as "amusing attempts to punch football or whistle for tidbits." The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double-backward somersault through a hoop while whistling the "Star Spangled Banner," but was, in fact, a message. The message was "so long, and thanks for all the fish.
Description: A black background with bold white sans-serif text. The text reads "ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING NOBODY KNOWS WHAT I DO" stacked on top of each other. Below this, a white horizontal line separates the top text from the bottom text, which reads "UNTIL I DEN'T DO IT".
Electrical Engineering Nobody Knows What I Do Until I Den't Do It Bold Text Socks
by Ruanara Studio
$14 $20
Description: Boho floral tooth design! Perfect for dentists, students, or assistants. A sweet, unique dental gift.
Boho Floral Tooth Flower Dentist Student Dental Assistant Socks
by fynfasho
$14 $20
Description: He is from a planet in the vicinity of Betelgeuse, and is a “semi-half-cousin” of Ford Prefect, with whom he “shares three of the same mothers”. Because of “an accident with a contraceptive and a time machine”, his direct ancestors from his father are also his direct descendants. He was briefly the President of the Galaxy (a role that involves no power whatsoever, and merely requires the incumbent to attract attention so no one wonders who’s really in charge, a role for which Zaphod was perfectly suited). Zaphod’s just zis guy, you know?
1979 Ford F-150 4x4 pickup - profile stencil, white Socks
by mal_photography
$14 $20
Description: ‘Hey, you sass that hoopy Zaphod Beeblebrox? There’s a frood who really knows where his towel is.’ When we first meet Zaphod Beeblebrox, in chapter 4 of The Hitch-Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy, he has recently been voted Galactic President - something he needs to achieve to accomplish his actual goal - to steal the Starship Heart Of Gold. A parody of the famous Hope poster which was used to represent the presidential bid by Barack Obama
Description: Next time you’re at Milliways try a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, it’s effects are similar to “having your brains smashed in by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick”. Created by Zaphod Beeblebrox it’s certainly the Best Drink in Existence. Another scifi design brought to you by Deep Space Dives.
