Drunk Socks
Description: Being the literalist I am, I love the idea of a little communist burro. It's cold in Siberia, so they'd need a nice warm hat. It's happy hour all the time in the republik, so drink up!
Moscow Mule - Beverage of Choice for Soviet Donkeys Socks
by PinnacleOfDecadence
$14 $20
Description: Hey, Mom. Did you save Dad's love letters? Of course I saved them. Well actually, there's only one. It's more of a love postcard from some brewery he visited. Maybe it's the beer talking, Marge. But you've got a butt that won't quit. They've got these big chewy pretzels here (undecipherable slurring) five dollars?! Get outta here!
Description: Disclaimer: We do not condone drinking to the point of blacking out... However, sometimes this is how a night goes - particularly in (or within a few years of) COLLEGE!
Drinking, Blackout, Mistake, Hungover Socks
by TshirtWhatever.com
$14 $20