Exit Socks
Description: Experience the icy waters, towering glaciers, and coastal fjords of Southern Alaska with this vintage Kenai Fjords National Park travel design. Featuring a charming sea otter resting on a rocky shore overlooking tidewater glaciers, icebergs, snow-capped mountain peaks, and an Alaska state map outline, this retro WPA-style badge is perfect for kayakers, boat cruisers, wildlife watchers, hikers, and national park adventurers.
Description: A black background with white text and icons. The top reads "IN CASE OF FIRE". Below are icons and text. On the left, a flame next to "git commit". Below that, two connected circles next to a line ending in a circle with a hyphen above it, followed by "git push" next to an upward arrow in a rectangle. Lastly, "exit building" next to an arrow pointing left in a rectangle labeled "EXIT".
Description: Leaving without making it anyone's problem. No goodbye. No explanation. No scene. You just go. Quietly, when no one's looking. Slipping out of conversations, out of rooms, out of lives without leaving a mark. It's not rude, it's considerate. Why make noise when you can just fade? People might notice you're gone eventually. Or they might not. Either way, you left politely. You didn't bother anyone on your way out.
Description: Dominate the zone with the ultimate Splitter Travel Ball design. Featuring a gritty, hand-drawn skull baseball with lightning-bolt accents and a "Splitter" typography curve, this piece captures the aggressive energy of the 2026 baseball season. Whether you're gearing up for the World Baseball Classic 2026 or represent the elite Travel Ball circuit, this edgy streetwear-inspired graphic stands out from the generic crowd. Perfect for pitchers who live for the strikeout and fans who appreciate a vintage, distressed sports aesthetic.
Description: It's a mash-up of D&D & the most (in)famous stage direction written by Shakespeare! How many adventurers have run afoul of an Owlbear guarding her cubs, without a Ranger or Druid in the party?? Or maybe you ARE a Ranger or Druid, & these critters just keep following you home! In either case, CELEBRATE it!! Perfect gift for the Owlbear lover in your life! (Version for Lighter Shirts also available)
Description: A pixelated card with a light yellow background and a black border. The top reads "SIDE QUEST:" in a blocky font, followed by "TOUCH GRASS" in a larger, similar font. Below a horizontal line, "Objective: Exit house. Find sun." is written. The bottom line states "Reward: Vitamin D + Mild Angxiety". Two pixelated arrows point to the right.
