Express Socks
Description: This is a colorful cartoon image of an elderly couple sitting on a couch, holding hands, and saying, “I Thought Growing Old Would Take Longer.”
I Thought Growing Old Would Take Longer Socks
by Glenn’s Credible Designs
$14 $20
Description: All aboard the Bipolar Express! This wild design features a snow-covered train with an unhinged, manic expression on its face, capturing the highs and lows of the ride. Perfect for those who love dark humor, wordplay, and a little chaos with their winter vibes. Whether you're a fan of trains, mental health humor, or just enjoy a good pun, this design is sure to turn heads!
Description: Do you find yourself constantly rolling your eyes when someone is telling you something stupid? Or maybe you struggle to find a way to express how little you really care? Wouldn't it be easier to just wear this shirt?
Words Can't Express How Much I Don't Care Socks
by Tough Luck Apparel
$14 $20
Description: Support mail in voting, vote by mail, and mail in ballots for voting in the united states. Save our postal service and raise awareness of the benefits of mail in voting. Makes a great gift for democrats, independents, liberals, and independent thinkers who know how important mail in voting and vote by mail is in the United States 2020 election. Save the post office and support vote by mail and absentee ballot voting.
Description: Silver Fleet Motor Express (SFME) was founded in Indianapolis, Indiana in 1930. The company set up daily freight service from Michigan, Indiana, Ohio, and Illinois, to half a dozen southern states. The 'Silver Fleet System' proved to be popular and SFME steadily grew its fleet to accommodate customer needs. Within a decade, SFME was operating over 100 power units and twice as many trailers with terminals across multiple states. Their clean rigs could be seen coming from miles away with their custom black and silver liveries and became a common sight in the regions they served.
Description: Sober Enough To Operate Heavy Machinery - A fun and relatable gift for friends, family, or anyone who enjoys a humorous take on the complexities of life.
Sober Enough To Operate Heavy Machinery Funny Socks
by ChefKitchen Co.
$14 $20
Pony Express Trail Socks
by Regarding Trails, Books, Humor, Sports and Other Regards
$14 $20
Description: During Prohibition, moonshine production skyrocketed. The spirits were made under the light of the moon, in hopes that no one would detect smoke from the stills, a practice that earned the booze its name moonshine. These distilleries used runners who could smuggle moonshine from the stills to customers across the region. On the outside, the runner cars looked stock to avoid attention, but on the inside high-powered engines and heavy-duty suspensions that would give them the edge in outrunning law enforcement. These runners and their souped up cars would eventually be raced and lead to what we all know as modern stock car racing today. This Moonshine Express design comes from the '70s, when a moonshine running experienced a resurgence.
Description: Golden Mountain Pullman Express Between Montreux and Interlaken - Vintage Swiss Railway Travel Poster
Golden Mountain Pullman Express Between Montreux and Interlaken - Vintage Swiss Railway Travel Poster Socks
by Naves
$14 $20
