Fictional Socks
Epic Fantasy Throne Scene Dark Fictional Art Socks
by Pickerphobics
$14 $20
Description: Title: Crimson Veil - Blood Of The Night - Vampire Goth Poster Description: You don't survive the night. You belong to it. CRIMSON VEIL: BLOOD OF THE NIGHT She doesn't fear the night. She owns it. Raven Reveread, Victor Saint-James, Jade Valentine - A Midnight Pictures Production. She's not in a castle. She's in the cathedral that burned down and she liked it better that way. Corset, plaid mini, platform boots, cross flipped for fun, and a cathedral full of candles just for her. From my Vampire Series - this is goth club vampire meets church-burner glam. Red and black tartan, lace, chains, and fangs that have never apologized for anything.
Description: Title: The Magnum Mamas - Haiti Heat '82 - Action Grindhouse Poster Description: The mamas are back. Say your prayers. THE MAGNUM MAMAS HAITI HEAT '82 All the smoke. The heat is back! They don't cook, they don't clean, they handle business. One with the .44 Magnum, one with the machete, both with zero patience left. A Nightshift Pictures Presentation - Faith & Fire. Bloodlines & Warfare. Revenge & Redemption. Double Barrel & Dangerous Divas. From my Grindhouse Series - 70s / 80s drive-in action poster art. Sunset shootout, brass flying, voodoo magic in the back, and two mamas who decided today is the day everybody else has a problem.
Description: MAGNUM BITCH II THE RECKONING She's back. She's bloody. And she's bitchin'! This time it's personal. Coming this summer to a drive-in near you! She jumped through fire to get here. Two pistols, leather jacket, red plaid mini, and every man on the ground behind her learned the same lesson too late. The Video Den - Girls Girls Girls. The Last Chance Saloon - This Time It's Personal. A Nightshift Pictures Presentation. R-rated, 1970s grindhouse, explosion-lit alley, neon signs and no apologies. She doesn't want justice. She wants receipts. From my G.A.T.E.S. Action Verse - Magnum Bitch is back and she brought ammo.
Description: Title: Turn It Up! 1984 - Don't Touch My Vinyls Everything Else Maybe Poster Description: Don't touch my vinyls. Everything else, maybe. TURN IT UP! SHE'S LOUD. SHE'S BOLD. SHE'S ALL 80s. A girl. Her playlist. Her city. Her rules. OK Thompson presents. She's not sharing her records. She might share the couch. Summer '84. Green couch, pink headphones, 80s leopard romper, vinyls stacked like a tower, and a copy of The Chosen? No, The Chose - because she chose herself. A magical trip through 80s soul, disco, and technicolor dreams. A WESID Pictures Presentation - Starring the girl with the playlist. Coming soon Summer 84. Produced in 1984. Filmed in Technicolor. From my Retro Soul Series - this is 80s bedroom DJ culture.
Description: Title: Seraphine Bloodrose - Undead & Unbothered - Vampire Poster Description: You can be my soulmate or my snack. Your choice. SERAPHINE BLOODROSE: UNDEAD & UNBOTHERED She never asked to be the ensign girl. This fall - Blood is on the guest list. Seraphine doesn't do brooding castle vampire. She does latex, platform heels, blood-bag on ice like it's a cocktail, and a New York rooftop after dark. The boys behind her are already in line. From my Vampire Series - high-gloss 80s/90s NYC club kid vampire. Bat sign in the back, latex shine, camp horror with fangs. She bites, but make it fashion.
Description: Title: No More Crap 2 - The Sisterhood Of G.A.T.E.S. - Blaxploitation Poster Description: This time the whole city gets the message. NO MORE CRAP 2! THE SISTERHOOD OF G.A.T.E.S. Gal. And. Total. Enraged. Sass. She's back. She's loaded. She's done explaining. Dirty cops do not cross. The streets called her a joke. The badge called her a problem. Now they both call her ma'am. A Midnight Pictures Joint - This time the whole city gets the message. No more crap. No more mercy. Coming to a theatre near you. From my Action Grindhouse Series - 1978 rain-slick New York, neon reflections, police cruisers, and one woman in mustard yellow and plaid who decided the sisterhood doesn't take apologies anymore.
Description: Inspired by the Palmetto Foxes from the All for the Game series, this design captures the determination, resilience, and team identity that define the beloved fictional Exy squad. With references to Neil Josten and the world of The Foxhole Court, the artwork appeals to readers who enjoy intense character arcs, sports fiction, found family themes, and memorable book-inspired designs.
Description: This is the ultimate, high-stakes literary performance and definitive lifestyle manifesto for the completely exasperated professional whose digital correspondence is a masterclass in pure, unadulterated creative writing. It perfectly captures that powerhouse, mid-week administrative gridlock where you force yourself to type phrases like "Hope this email finds you well" or "Per my last email" while your actual internal monologue is screaming in structural agony, boldly declaring to the corporate universe that your polite, cooperative, and highly professional email persona is a completely manufactured fictional character designed solely to survive the working day without causing an HR crisis.
MY EMAIL TONE IS 100 PERCENT FICTIONAL Socks
by Expired Brain Juice
$14 $20
Description: CALL GIRL She's got the number, you've got the problem, and the line is always open. She's got the tea, the heat, and the whole city on hold. 1970s grindhouse - Lush, Tayson, Darius, Vole, Wanga. A Midnight Pictures Joint. Starring the baddest operator on the switchboard. Rotary pink, fro out to there, tank top, daisy dukes, bare feet on a busted leather couch with beer bottles on the floor - and every movie on the wall behind her is a warning: She's watching the same movies you are. From my Action Grindhouse Series - blaxploitation phone fantasy meets revenge thriller. She doesn't need a gun. She needs your number.
Description: Title: Midnight Mischief After Dark 1984 - Midnight's Here What Took You So Long Poster Description: Midnight's here. What took you so long? MIDNIGHT MISCHIEF AFTER DARK She's pretty. She's problematic. She's all 80s. She's loud music. Zero regrets. This kind of lip gloss doesn't last. Late nights. Live Loud. Amoxes Pictures Presents - Starring Janelle Mercer, Tia Hart, Sable, Music Score by Rezin Pulse. Written by Tessa Vant. Produced by Rina Calder. Produced in 1984. Filmed in VHS. Coming Soon Summer '84. Exclusive VHS. Jolt. VHS tapes on the floor, Bombshell magazine, Double Dragon, cassette tapes, and a girl on a purple leopard couch who waited all day for midnight so she could finally be herself.
Description: Title: Pedicure Princess - Cute face don't pay the bills but these do. Forget the crown. I rule from the toes up. A salon comedy / hustle / grindhouse. 1970s storefront, turquoise walls, neon signs, and one girl who turned a pedicure chair into a throne. A Midnight Matinee Presentation - Starring the girl who always has a fresh set. From my Retro Hustle Series - sister film to Turn It Up! and Midnight Mischief, but daytime salon culture. Flip flops, toe rings, and a business that runs 24 hours.
Description: Title: Dewey Deadly - You Like Dangerous Girls Right? - 80s Vampire Poster Description: You like dangerous girls, right? DEWEY DEADLY. Los Angeles, 1986. She's not a lounge singer. She's not a goddess. She's the girl from your block who came back wrong - red leather, red braids, gold cross flipped upside down, and a smile that knows exactly what you were thinking. A Rex Amado Pictures Production. A Night Classic. From my Vampire Series - this is 80s exploitation, blaxploitation revival, vampire hunter turned vampire. The tape is worn, the poster is folded, but she still looks fresh.
Description: Title: Tease! 1985 - She Came For The Big Hair - Alien Grindhouse Poster Description: Welcome to tease and please, bitch. She came for the big hair. It came for her. Jessica Mack clocked in for a perm. She got an alien parasite. Teaze & Please Hair Salon, Pine Ridge Mall - All the girls want volume. The thing in the back fridge wants a body. Aquanet, bobby pins, and something from a crashed satellite that just learned how to wear lipstick. An Alien Parasite / Slasher / Comedy - A Glorious Minifilms Production. Starring Mona Lisa as Jessie Mack, Lisa Klaxon as Patti, Pink as Vicki, Alien Parasite as Itself. From my Midnight Grindhouse Series - 1985 mall horror.
