Funny Patrick Socks
Description: Uriel Septim VII's dating profile. The Emperor of Tamriel is looking for someone special — ideally someone he's seen in his dreams who can help him close shut the jaws of Oblivion. Enjoys prophecy, escaping through the Imperial Sewers, and staying out of politics. A funny Elder Scrolls Oblivion meme for anyone who started their adventure in that prison cell and never forgot the man who believed in them. Perfect gift for Oblivion fans, Elder Scrolls players, and RPG gamers.
Description: Everyone's favorite bermuda shorts wearing starfish is back and better than ever! We all have fond memories of the many things this lovable goof has said over the years. Well now you can experience the hilarity all over again with this collage of quirky quotes. If this shirt isn't the ultimate conversation piece, I don't know what is!