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Description: A Malware Analyst is a highly specialized reverse-engineer, programmer and detective. They accomplish their task by using various tools and expert level knowledge to understand not only what a particular piece of malware can do but also how it does it. Becoming a Malware Analyst requires a large amount of focus and discipline as well as training and practice of the inner workings of computer systems, programming methodologies in multiple languages and a keen mind for solving puzzles and connecting the dots.
Description: This funny “Will Give Cybersecurity Advice for Tacos” design is perfect for cybersecurity specialists, ethical hackers, IT pros, programmers, and tech enthusiasts who love tacos as much as defending networks. Great for penetration testers, infosec analysts, network engineers, and anyone who trades tech expertise for delicious food. A fun, geeky design for Taco Tuesday, work, conferences, or everyday wear. Makes an awesome gift for cybersecurity pros, taco addicts, and computer nerds!
Description: The Osborne Computer Corporation (OCC) was an American computer company and pioneer in the field of portable computers. Adam Osborne founded the company in 1980, and went to work on developing the world's first mass-produced portable computer in 1981. Called the Osborne 1, it cost $1,795, which was a lot of money in 1981, but along with a very chunky computer – all 14+ pounds of it – along with a plethora of floppy disks packed with software. It ran the CP/M operating system along with a CBASIC compiler and MSBASIC. At the time, it was seen as a stroke of genius. Sales of the Osborne 1 began slowly, but by the end of 1981, the company was shipping 2,000 units a month – an astonishing figure at that time.
Description: This hilarious “Will Give Cybersecurity Advice for Tacos” design is perfect for IT professionals, ethical hackers, cybersecurity specialists, and tech enthusiasts who love tacos as much as they love protecting systems. Great for pen testers, infosec analysts, network admins, or anyone who trades security wisdom for a delicious taco. A fun gift for taco lovers and tech geeks alike—ideal for work, conferences, casual wear, or Taco Tuesday!
Description: Founded in 1979 in Fremont, California, GRiD Systems Corp. was an early portable computer manufacturer known for producing rugged and semi-rugged machines. GRiD is credited with several pioneering ideas, including the first portable computer, the first clamshell laptop computer, the first commercially available tablet-type portable computer, and the concept of a "bus" for connecting peripherals (using GPIB). The 1982 GRiD Compass 1101 is considered the granddaddy of all present-day laptop computers. It had 256k RAM, an 8086, 320x240 screen, and 384k of internal 'bubble memory' that held data with power off.
Description: Ask Jeeves was a character-driven search engine that was founded in 1996. Ask Jeeves featured a well-dressed butler who supposedly fetched search results and was able to understand questions posed in everyday phrasing. Natural language processing is still tricky for developers of virtual assistants today, so this was a pretty lofty pre-Y2K goal, to say the least. Ask Jeeves lasted until roughly 2005, when it was rebranded as Ask, but ultimately ended its foray into search engineering in 2010.
Description: A zero-day vulnerability, at its core, is a flaw. It is an unknown exploit in the wild that exposes a vulnerability in software or hardware and can create complicated problems well before anyone realizes something is wrong. In fact, a zero-day exploit leaves NO opportunity for detection. A zero-day attack happens once that flaw, or software/hardware vulnerability, is exploited and attackers release malware before a developer has an opportunity to create a patch to fix the vulnerability—hence “zero-day.”
Description: With the dire need for justice and accountability, and a complete lack of action from the very systems that are supposed to keep the people safe, it is comforting to know that the collective known as ANONYMOUS has returned to hold those systems accountable as well as the elites that control them. "Unfortunately, We do not trust your Corrupt Organization to carry out Justice"
Description: For Linux lovers and root users alike. This uplifting pun brings terminal commands and wholesome support together in one hilarious design. Perfect for system admins, open-source fans, or anyone who lives life with sudo power. Makes a great gift for Linux nerds, devs, and cybersec friends.
Description: Cyber Security Pen Tester. Penetration testing is designed to assess your security before an attacker does. Penetration testing tools simulate real-world attack scenarios to discover and exploit security gaps that could lead to stolen records, compromised credentials, intellectual property, personally identifiable information (PII), cardholder data, personal, protected health information, data ransom, or other harmful business outcomes. By exploiting security vulnerabilities, penetration testing helps you determine how to best mitigate and protect your vital business data from future cyber security attacks.
